Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
What just happened?
I just disarmed the bomb.
But you didn't pick a wire, you ju--
Despite the plots of the many movies you tell me are good which are in fact not good, bomb-makers don't build tests of electrical-engineering skill, they build devices that go bang.
We find the dissenter, propose an alliance.
With the person who just tried to blow us up?
The enemy of my enemy, Watson.
Being loved by you is a dangerous thing, Sherlock. Probably why I'm still alive....Ask yourself: Who do you love more than any other in the world, and what do you think will happen if you stay with her?
Do you think your sister will help us sell the place?
We can ask her over dinner. We should ask Marcus to join, too....He's single, and so is Lin.
And to think that my father thought that I was the greatest threat to our circle of friends.
Written by Robert Doherty & Jeffrey Paul King
So you're a former drug dealer, correct?
[shrugs]
[points to himself] Former drug user.
[silence]
So, you met Watson after you were shot by rivals in 2006. She pulled five bullets out of you?
That's right.
I've been shot five times. But, uh, separate occasions.
That's...great.
[silence]
So what kind of a name is Shinwell?
What kinda name is Sherlock?
Mr. Gardner, you wound me! I asked your secretary to tell you I'm here, and the next thing I know you're on the roof. It's hard not to take that personally.
I understand I can't instantly recall memories from half a decade ago. Where were you, Tuesday April 2, 2010, 10:40 in the morning?
I was at the Whitechapel Gallery in London at an exhibition of neoimpressionist painting. Four minutes later, I used the facilities.
I can't throw out garbage now?
No, on the contrary, I encourage it. You'd be amazed what turns up in the rubbish. I once found the testicles of an illegally poached Asian black bear in the bins of an English member of Parliament. He believed them to possess certain curative powers.
If that's why you're back, let me save you the trouble. There aren't any testicles in my garbage, black bear or otherwise.
This is your third career. You stopped being a surgeon for personal reasons. You stopped being a sober companion, because something better came along. It just seemed a prudent time to ask whether your wanderlust has subsided.
As a matter of fact, you're right. Life is short. I haven't been a construction worker yet. Or a biker. Indian chief.
You think I don't get the Village People reference, but I do.
Written by Jason Tracey.
Get dressed. Or get undressed. Your choice.
Excuse me?
Marcus has requested our presence at a clothing optional retreat.
It's for a case, right?
Where'd you get those? Are they hot?
If you're concerned about provenance, just umm, just focus on those ones.
You can stop mocking her story. She's lying; I'm sold.
And yet you won't join me in pouring scorn on her racist tale of woe.
I can't believe you people. I was taken!
Yes, by two Pakistani men. We've heard your, uh, bigoted Fantasia.
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