My client isn't perfect. Truth is, he isn't even decent.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
PProstitute
[about Wheeler] He thought if he was paying, he could do whatever he wanted.
So he did things you didn't want?
PProstitute
Something like that.
Was he rough?
PProstitute
Real rough. I mean, that was part of his thing. Hitting, slapping. The more you said no, the more he liked it.
Did you call the police?
PProstitute
Cops? Why?
Because he raped you!
PProstitute
No such thing in this line of work.
That was rough, a husband finding out his wife's a prostitute.
Every relationship has secrets, Carisi.
That's why I'm happy I'm single.
[about her bipolar disorder] It makes sense: all the highs and the lows, and... I've been on meds for a year. Sure, there's downfalls. Sometimes I miss the manic energy. But for the first time in my life I feel really good about myself.
You didn't tell me.
You didn't ask, Amanda.
He lied to save your ass. In my world, that gets you disbarred.
Yeah, in my world, it gets you a promotion.
PPatrick
He is my son. He is 22 years old. He graduated summa cum laude from Dartmouth, he has a six figure job and you want to destroy his life because he had sex with some drunk girl?
I'm sorry, Patrick. If there was something I could have done...
PPatrick
There was. You chose not to do it. I went to bat for you!
And the truth is, I wish you hadn't. I wish you had just told the truth.
HHype
Nice suit, homey. What is that? Zegna? Armani?
Caprizio. Lives two blocks from where I grew up on Staten Island.
Hype's an up-and-coming rapper, hardcore at that.
So he's lying to protect his image.
Or his career. This style of rap, it's all about reputation, it's all about street cred. For him to tell his fans he's in love with a transgender woman... they'd laugh at him. His whole brand would go up in smoke.
It's 2016, for God's sake.
Not for people selling gangsta rap.
Or for some of my relatives.
Or mine, too.
Look, I understand that this is hard, but your daughter needs to start telling the truth.
LLiza
She's not going to testify. I'm not going to risk her safety over some...
Some what? Some freak?
LLiza
She's just a kid. It's not her fault some man in a dress got attacked.
Her name is Eva. She's an art student who lives with her family, with her parents, Nina and Mark. The mother is a fifth grade teacher, and the father is an electrician. And if you continue to interfere with our investigation or encourage your daughter to lie, I will arrest you. Am I making myself clear?
Three lives destroyed, and all because some woman named Eva was born a boy.
[about Wilson] Maybe he really did find God in the can and worked all that dark, ugly stuff out of his system.
It's possible, but prison usually changes you for the worse, not the better, unfortunately.
Like bein' a cop.
Who are you, and what have you done with Carisi? You really feel that way?
Talk to me in 20 years.
I will, and you'll realize that the job doesn't change you. It makes you more of who you are.
EEngel
I wasn't stalking her, for God's sake, not in a creepy way.
There's no other way to stalk someone.
So the stalker was being stalked. Is that ironic, or just weird?
Both.
Why'd you run?
[Sonny pulls a gun out of Norton's pants]
Maybe because of this?
Is that registered?
NNorton
I think I should call my lawyer.
I'll take that as a "no".
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