You know, it don't bother me much running into a cop from this town that's bent to shit. I grew up around here. Kinda expect it now and then. What irritates me is when you call 'em on it, and they give you this look like, "how dare you insinuate I'm a piece of shit tarnishing my badge?" I see you doing the math, whether you're gonna tolerate the insult. But you should know, one of your co-workers is in the hospital with brain bleed, and this boy's brother's dead, so you might wanna factor them items into the equation before you decide what you're gonna do next.
CCrosley
Number one, I don't like your tone. Number two, that badge don't mean shit. And number three, this boy's been bonded out fair and square. Matter of fact, I was just about to call the judge.
The marshal service have spent a lot of time and effort apprehending a fugitive that's now out on the run, and lives are in danger because of it, so every time you open your mealy mouth to lie, I think of that, and I start picturing how you'd look without any of your goddamn teeth.
You're being awfully flip for someone who's about to die.
What do you want me to say, Katherine? Yes, I ratted out Grady to Simon Poole and, yes, I killed Simon Poole because Simon Poole was gonna rat me out to Grady. The life we chose, huh?
What do you care? You were schtupping Markham. You think about it, I did you a favor.
Yeah. Yeah, maybe you did. But Wynn, Grady was my husband. He was my partner. And here's how it works. You protect your partner, and you avenge them against people who do them wrong. That is something I strongly believe.
[to Katherine Hale's corpse] I always scoffed at people talking to loved ones who'd moved on. Seemed impractical to me. Can't hear you. They're gone. And I'm a practical man. Except when it comes to you, it seems. Revenge, Katherine. What did you in? Damn it, I told you I would get Duffy! Why didn't you trust me? For once, why couldn't you just do what you were told to do? I'll always love you, Katherine, but you need to know. I may be talking to a ghost, but I am still a practical man. I'd love to gut Wynn Duffy from nose to tail, but I have got to go and get my goddamn money.
Raylan Givens, Boyd Crowder, and Avery Markham are soon to converge, Mr. Vasquez. Like the aligning of the planets, if those planets carried guns and hated my guts. I don't ever plan on returning to Kentucky. May I?
I just have one last question. You know, for me. Off the record.
You know, I have a-a stack of files this tall. Sits on my desk. It's got all kinds of witness interrogation and, um, surveillance records and info from snitches about who killed Simon Poole 14 years ago. And it all adds up to jack shit. So I just want to know, between you and me, who really did it? Who killed my boss?
Between you and me, Mr. Vasquez, I really and truly don't know.
HHagan
Cold out here. Can feel it.
Ya, I was just thinking the same thing.
HHagan
I appreciate the lie, Mr. Crowder. But we both know what you was thinking. Loose end and all.
You know my mind? Now, maybe I was gonna take your keys, let you walk.
HHagan
[scoffs] So you could shoot me in the back? You're gonna have to look me in the eye, you pull that trigger. Nah, I knew the minute you stepped in my cab I was gonna be staring down the black hole of your gun, cut me down like the plague you are.
Well, I got to say, you did do a pretty good job all that smoke you were blowing up my ass.
HHagan
Ain't no smoke. But I will say this. Stories of outlaw legends, they ain't passed down by the families of the murdered.
Well, I don't give a shit about "the Ballad of Boyd Crowder". I'll be dead and gone when that song gets sung.
HHagan
Old boy by the name of Hut McKean mean anything to you?
Let me guess. I killed him, my men killed him, my dope killed him, or my daddy killed him? Next thing that comes out of your mouth is, "how do you sleep at night, Boyd Crowder?" Well, do you know how? 'Cause I know who I am. Do you? You're a slave, disenfranchised, don't even know it. You drive your shitty truck to your shitty house, live out your shitty life. You think you're better than me 'cause you play by the rules? Whose rules? My life is my own.
HHagan
You ain't even heard a word I said.
I don't give a shit about what you said. I'm an outlaw.
[Boyd kills Hagan]
Goddamn, Raylan! How you know I wasn't some boy scout looking for his tent?
Your teeth glow in the dark.
You shot unprovoked. How am I supposed to take that?
As me aiming to kill you.
Well, it's only getting colder. So what say the next time the moon peeks out from behind those clouds, we show it down?
Only problem is, Raylan. I don't know where you are.
I don't know where I am, either.
Why you want to kill me so bad, Raylan? You don't even know why. "Boyd Crowder must die!" That's just the lie you tell yourself, wanting to win.
You are the world-conquering emperor of lies, the biggest reserved for yourself.
Just say it, Raylan. "I want to win!"
[chuckles] How about, "I want the money"? Shit. You want to kill her, Boyd. You want to kill the woman who stole your money, shot you, and left you for dead.
You don't know what's in my heart.
You don't know what's in your own heart. You've given up everything you are so that you could murder me.
I cross the line with my eyes wide open.
Well, whose eyes you gonna see when you kill me, Raylan? Your daddy's?
Your baby girl's? Imagine the look on her face the day she realizes, "my daddy spent his whole life trying to walk the line and failed".
She'll live her life the way everybody does: on her own.
Are you sure you don't want me to kill you, Raylan, keep you a hero? That makes for a hell of a bedtime story.
This is the only story here tonight.
BSBob Sweeney
[in the distance] Help!
You don't think that's Bob, do you?
Well, I shot him a couple times down at the trail head. I think he might still be alive. You ought to go run down there and see if you can't help him.
Bob can take care of himself.
Well, hell, Raylan. Then I have already won.
[finding Derrick Waters mortally wounded]
Yeah, he tried to pull on me.
You just gonna let him lay there and bleed?
Was I supposed to take him to the hospital?
[Markham kills Derrick]
Hope he wasn't someone dear to you.
Just someone I paid to watch my back.
Money not well spent, I'd say.
Goddamn Raylan, your timing sucks!
I'd ask you the number for a couples' therapist, Raylan, but I don't think you're any better at this than I am.
I don't suppose that's your blood on you there.
That please you? Somebody show up and do your dirty work for you?
Well, Boyd, I don't care how it gets done, as long as it gets done.
Well, I guess, in that case, you ought to pick up where we left off in the woods, Raylan.
What's that? I pull, you put me down?
Either way, I am going to put you down.
Well, Raylan, here's the problem. See, I don't have any more bullets in my gun.
[Kicks a gun over] Try that one. Ava, now would be a good time to get out of the way.
Raylan, you mind if I ask Ava a question before we do this?
Why? We had the money. We were home free.
Honestly, Boyd? I put myself in your shoes. I did what I thought you would do.
I ain't doing it, Raylan.
You are gonna to raise that gun, and we are gonna end this.
I ain't gonna pull on you, Raylan. So, you go and do whatever it is you're meant to do. 'Cause someday I am gonna get out. And when I do, I'm gonna kill her, Raylan. And then, I'm gonna come and I'm gonna kill you. So what's it gonna be, Raylan?
I can tell you where the rest of the money is. Almost nine million dollars, Raylan.
You're trying to bribe a federal officer now?
I'm just wondering if there's still a deal to be made.
No. No deals, no outs. I'm sorry, Ava.
Why didn't you just kill him? You heard him. You know there ain't a cell that can keep him. What's it prove, letting him live?
I hear you're preaching again, gathering a flock.
Just spreading the word of my calamitous fall and subsequent rebirth in the light of the Lord, Raylan.
You know you're repeating yourself, right?
Raylan Givens, I know you have never believed a word that has come out of my mouth, though I have harbored the secret hope that you have nevertheless enjoyed hearing them.
[Last lines of the series]
Tramble Penitentiary is a long way from Miami, Raylan. Now, you could have called the warden. Could have sent word through my lawyer.
You asking why I came? Thought it was news that should be delivered in person.
That the only reason? After all these long years, Raylan Givens, that's the only reason?
Well, I suppose if I allow myself to be sentimental, despite all that has occurred there is one thing I wander back to.
CMClement Mansell
Oh Sandy. One of these days that girl is going to get me in trouble. She’s cute ain’t she? Gets stoned too much. Keep telling her, quit smoking that queer shit and drink like a normal person.
Some people, you can’t tell em anything.
CMClement Mansell
Ain’t that the truth.
But, as long as they don’t tell on you.
CMClement Mansell
What’s in the bag? You’re lunch?
Ya, it’s my lunch. He’s gonna want another one of those.
CMClement Mansell
You gonna join me?
I got something I got to do first.
CMClement Mansell
You know I’m actually glad you came by because I’ve had some business come up that I got to attend to, so it’s about time for me to leave town.
CMClement Mansell
Mm-hmm. Want you to know it’s not an account of you or these goddamn Albanians. Just had no reason to sit around with my thumb up my ass, so I’m moving on.
Ok. Guess I’ll see you later then.
CMClement Mansell
You want me to think you know more than you do.
Ha. Wait a minute. As long as you’re confident all Sandy told me was where you gonna be, you got nothing to worry about.
CMClement Mansell
That ain’t your lunch, is it?
No, it ain’t my lunch. Ain’t a box of donuts neither. You want it? Here.
CMClement Mansell
We getting tricky, are we? You want me to put my prints on someone else’s murder gun.
[Raylan sighs]
CMClement Mansell
It loaded?
Mm. You can check it if you want. Just short two rounds we fired in ballistics, that’s all.
[Pause]
This is what you wanted, wadn’t it?
CMClement Mansell
Oh I don’t think you’re serious. Right here? A little too close, don’t you think?
You want to go outside? Or, up on the roof? We can go outside if you want. Less chance of getting shot in the balls.
CMClement Mansell
Trying to spook me into signing some statement. Man you are going way around to do it.
I don’t want a statement. You sign a confession, we come up in court, you say it was under duress or coercion or some chicken shit thing. This is fair. Ind’t it? You said you wanted a shooting match. Let’s go.
CMClement Mansell
Just grab the gun, huh?
CMClement Mansell
Bit much? Yeah, I suppose I coulda tried the lock, but who in the hell would leave their door unlocked? It’s a dangerous world, Raylan. Where the fuck is my lawyer?
If you were hoping to see her, you shoulda come straight here after you killed Skinder.
CMClement Mansell
Oh, shit, you came back for me. Knew you couldn’t just leave me in that room.
Case you think it came to be… no. We ain’t friends.
CMClement Mansell
But we coulda been if things were different.
And if your mama had wheels she’d be a streetcar.
CMClement Mansell
That’s what I like about you. Never too serious. Got a sense of humor. You want a beer? I could use a beer.
CMClement Mansell
You like music? My old man, so I’ve been told, was the real deal. Played with Waylan, back in the day, till my mama ran him off. But I never knew the man. But I hear he was a real barn-burner, and I got his DNA. We are made up of the same atoms and molecules of those who passed before us.
CMClement Mansell
Okay. Yeah, I can tell you’re loosing your patience. You know I really have enjoyed our time together, Raylan, but I got to get going. Before I do… I got you something to remember old Clement by. I think you’re really going to like this.
[Raylan shoots Clement]
CClement
Shit man. You shot me. What’d you do that for?
