BSBob Sweeney
Hell, yeah, I got a badge. And I got balls like Death Stars. Let's do this.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Now after that '90 collapse over in Joseph's Valley, didn't I hear you swear up and down on your mama's grave that you'd never go in without a good sounding?
I did, indeed.
Yeah, well, I'm gonna enjoy seeing you go in the deep. All those traps and chutes breaking through and all those rotting supports busting up. Oh, it's gon' be somethin' to see.
[Mundo A.K.A. Choo-Choo has just killed Calhoun Schrier by accident with a too-heavy blow to the head]
SSeabass
I said a starter tap!
You want him slapped like a little girl, you do it. All right? You ask me, he gets Amtrak-ed.
You don't have to lie to me, Uncle Zachariah. I'm not a little girl anymore.
Make it a whole lot easier on me if you was. Tell you the truth, I always found grown-ups to be mystifying. More so myself since I got to be one.
And who am I supposed to have killed?
Well, we've heard that'd be quite a list. You don't mind, we'll just focus on the last 24 hours.
Good thing about people thinking you're dumb is, they tend to give you the benefit of the doubt.
CCaprice
What makes you think people think you're dumb?
[chuckles] It's all right. Before my "alive day," if I'd met a guy that looks and talks the way I do now, I'd have thought the same thing.
CCaprice
You'd be amazed how many guys think that if they talk fast enough, no one'll realize they got nothing to say. I like the way you take your time. It's like all you want is for the other person to understand.
[beat] You ever wish things wouldn't have to be the way they are? You know, like, if you close your eyes and open them, things would be different?
Wonderful things can happen when you sow seeds of distrust in a garden of assholes.
Choo-Choo's a rock. He'd never give us up.
Not on purpose. Feds have got guys that spend their whole lives tying people in knots—
I'm not— [pauses] Choo-Choo and I were in the sandbox together.
I know.
I was in the Humvee right behind his when he got blown up. I.E.D. flipped them over, then landed on our hood. Crushed their gunner like a bug on our windshield. Choo-Choo's in the captain's seat. [laughs bitterly] We got that door open... You wouldn't think anybody could be alive in there. Medics picking splinters of the driver's bones out of his face. He lives through that? No.
One morning when I was in the Corps, we found a dead Cong who'd stepped in a punji pit in the dark. Thing about punji sticks, they're not meant to kill. A dead soldier reduces the force against you by one, but a wounded soldier slows down a whole unit. Cong used to cover their stakes with human shit, make the wounds infect. But rather than being a drag on his comrades, make them carry him back, this feller just decided to put a gun in his mouth.
One man dies so the others can live.
Anybody can run a peacetime command. Real leadership's about making the hard choices.
I don't want this guy going all Eric Frein on us, hole up at some derelict airport for weeks while we're out here chasing our own dicks.
Sounds really strange when you say that.
I'm running shit. I get to use the expression.
I never went to college myself. Joined the army right out of high school. Gave me some notion of fraternity.
TTroy
And we thank you for your service. Now, if you're done whipping your army pud in there, I got to shit.
Begging the question, will your brother over there step in when I split your skull open?
[to Raylan about his daughter Willa] Oh, my goodness. What a relief. She doesn't look like you. Good for her.
[to Raylan] I'm saying I love you and I miss you and I want you to come home, and I don't care where home is. I don't care if it's here or in Miami or in the hills. It doesn't matter to me. But if you want it, I want you by my side raising our daughter. So, I guess what I'm saying is you can be with me and still be you, if that's something you want.
[holding two EMTs at gunpoint] "Be on the lookout, bearded sasquatch man, possible gunshot wound", is that right? [kills one EMT] That sound right?!
EAEMT Abraham
Yes, yes! Jesus!
Didn't realize they were gonna send me a couple of heroes. All I wanted was that kit patch myself up. See a man I got to see, do a job I got to do. That's all. Then they send me a pair of heroes.
EAEMT Abraham
He was a hero. Put me in the back, strap me down. I-I won't be able to move or call anyone. And you can take the kit. You can take the kit and get away.
Yeah, I could do that. But it's been such a day!
[Walker kills EMT Abraham]
MMortician
[about Raylan's parents] And how about the manner in which they were buried?
I wasn't around, but I guarantee you he put her in the cheapest piece of shit available.
MMortician
Likely an unvaulted wooden casket.
Mm-hmm.
MMortician
And him?
I put him in the cheapest piece of shit available.
A man died, Boyd.
A man you ain't known a goddamn week!
Well, I can see you really torn up about it. Real leader of men, ain't ya?
It ain't the first man I've lost doing a job, Zachariah, and the job ain't over yet.
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