[about Simmons] Don't forget, before he became a vulture, he was a lawyer.
Yeah, a distinction without a difference.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Guess who didn't show? I just spent two hours with 23 grand jurors playing Sudoku.
It's Friday. How about we pick him up at the end of the day?
So he can't get processed 'til Monday and has to spend the weekend in the Tombs. Motherhood has really changed you, Liv. It's brought out your sweet side. ...do it.
[sing-song] Thank you!
NNicolas
[to his son] You know why you hate me? Because I'm your flesh and blood, Nicky.
I know what it's like to have to face down your old man. Mine's dead 15 years, and my hand still curls into a fist whenever I think of him.
Who wants to call the sergeant?
The new guy.
Still?
[to Sonny] Boo-ya, Fordham Law.
[Fin, Rollins and Sonny are at a video game convention]
A bunch of overgrown boys staring at a screen, pressing buttons. Isn't there a basketball game on or something?
You seen the Knicks lately?
They are not noobs.
Noobs?
Short for newbies.
[rolling his eyes] Yeah, that's much shorter.
This security footage, it's like trying to find a geek in a geek-stack.
I hand the reins over to you, you gotta bollocks everything up?
I missed you too, Declan.
If you kill her, you die too. Is she really worth it?
Rectal-probe electro-ejaculation? That sounds like a sex crime in and of itself.
[to Barba] Am I right, Counselor?
Seldom.
Donna Marshall can't deny sex, so she admits consensual. Classic "she said he said", in reverse.
[After a brutal cross-examination]
BBella
This isn't fair. They're making Tommy out to be the bad guy.
Welcome to my life.
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