(sighs) (Pascal squeaks) Relax, okay? Breathe. (tells her pet) I can get out of this. I am well-versed in Corona laws, so we'll probably only be detained for a night. (she and Pascal hear the Captain of the Guard)
GCaptain of the Guard
You two scrubs are wanted in all seven kingdoms. (tells Sideburns and Patchy) You're going away for a long time. (locks door) (leaves) (suspense music playing) (Rapunzel is shocked then mad) (young Max arrives) (young Maximus nickering) (Pete elbows Stan)
Looks like somebody wants to help haul the wagon, doesn't he, Stan?
It sure does, Pete. (Pascal squeaking) (Rapunzel and Pascal hear Pete and Stan) (Max nickering)
(gasp) Max! (Pascal squeaks) Aw, teenage Max was so cute! (Max snuffs at Sideburns and Patchy) (Max grumbling) (teen Sideburns smiles) (teen Patchy also smiles) (suspense music playing) (young Max walks to the horses)
chuckling) Aw, it's okay, Max. Maybe one day, you'll be big enough. Who knows, maybe even a horse in the royal guard. (pets Max's mane) You go ahead.. (Raps sees a young Stan, a young Pete and a young Max) (Pascal squeaks)
We've gotta get back to our own time, but first, we've gotta get out of here. (has an idea) Hmm... I think I know what will do the trick. (using "tough guy" voice) Hey, Patchy. We might be behind bars, but I'll tell you what the real crime is. (scoff) That guard's mustache. (talks about Pete) (Max neighing) You know, I'll tell you who should have a mustache. His partner. Now, that guy has a stache face. (talks about Stan) (Max neighing)
I told you I should be the mustache guy.
Nah, you can't both be the mustache guy. (Pete and Stan walk to Sideburns)
You know, he's right. It's just ridiculous. (agrees with Sideburns)
You're ridiculous. (tells Stan)
I'm sorry, but your face and your mustache, they just don't go together.
(gasp) How dare you. (points his finger at Stan but the latter slaps the former's finger) I'm-- (he and Stan slapping each other) Ow, not the face! (Pascal takes the keys from Pete when he and Stan are distracted) (Pascal squeaks) (Pascal gives the keys to Rapunzel) (yelling continues) (Raps runs to the door) Cut it out! Ow!
Ow! (Rapunzel opens the door to see that Pete and Stan are still slapping themselves) (Papunzel and Pascal escape from the wagon) (Pascal squeaks)
Ow! Gah, forgot that I'm a foot taller. (crashing) (screech) (Pascal is flung to a book by a halberd and Raps sees) (Pascal squeaks when he and a book fell to the floor) (Pascal squeaking) (book opens to a page that has an hourglass and Pascal points to it) (Pascal squeaks) Pascal, you genius! (Raps bends on her knees and tells her pet) Okay, okay, okay. (holds the book) "The hourglass," blah, blah, blah, has great power," yada yada yada... "It will send any who fall within its mist forward or backward in time 10 years?" (turns around when she hears Stan and Pete)
Hurry up, mustache man, they went this way!
Quick, the secret passage. (she and Pascal run to the klin)
Okay. Xavier has all kinds of books on mystical stuff, so if there's a way to get back home, this is where we'll find it. How did he open this again?
I know sarcasm when I hear it. (Pascal squeaks) (Rapunzel turns a horseshoe) (klin rumbling) (Pascal and Rapunzel run inside) (the klin shuts)
(laughing) Now that we don't have to split the profits with the Stabbingtons, I'm gonna take Stalyan out on a really fancy date. I'm talking a place with tables and napkins and utensils... (chair creaks) you know, a nice place. (tells teen Lance) (Rapunzel appears)
Hello! (teen Eugene fells off his stool)
Um... (clears throat) I mean, um, (using "tough guy" voice) hello, jerks. We have another, um, opportunity we thought you two might be interested in.
TETeen Eugene
Nah, we're all set. (wipes dust from his coat) Besides, I'm surprised you came back. We left you and Ugly high and dry back there.
Me and Ug-- (gasps) Who's ugly? He's not ugly. (Pascal squeaks) He's adorable. (Pascal chirps when Raps pets him) (teen Eugene and Lance are unamused)
TSTeen Sideburns
Who's adorable? (Patchy is on Sideburns) You are! (Patchy goes off Sideburs) You are, buddy! (pinches teen Patchy's cheek) That's eight, my little buddy. (Patchy waves awkwardly to teen Eugene and Lance)
TETeen Eugene
Uh, feeling okay, Sideburns?
Oh, right. Nah, he's ugly. (agrees with teen Eugene) (Pascal squeaks angrily) (Raps looks at Pascal) And tough. We're both tough. (walks to teen Eugene and Lance) Nothi-- Nothing but a couple of tough guys over here. (punches teen Eugene) (teen Eugene struggling to catch two priceless eggs)
TLTeen Lance
Ahh! (teen Eugene struggling to catch two priceless eggs) (teen Lance gasp) You told me there was only one egg!
TETeen Eugene
There was! After I took the first one. (Rapunzel is mad when she walks to teen Eugene)
You tried to cheat Lance?
TLTeen Lance
Ha! I shoulda known! You were always trying to cheat me, Flynn.
TETeen Eugene
I'm not always trying to cheat you, Lance. Alright, let's call it 70-30. (Rapunzel and teen Lance are mad at teen Eugene)
TLTeen Lance
You are a selfish jerk, you know that?!
TETeen Eugene
Yeah, well, being a selfish jerk, is how you get ahead in this world. (mad at teen Lance)
TLTeen Lance
Oh, that's it! (mad and pushes teen Eugene to the ground) (indistinct yelling) (Raps and Pascal see a fight of teen Eugene and teen Lance) (glass smashing) (Pascal squeaks)
TETeen Eugene
Lance! (clears throat) After some spirited discourse, Lance and I have decided that we'd to partake in your opportunity as we have recently come into some rather, it's call it, unfortunate financial limitations. (teen Lance removes the shards off teen Eugene's hair) (glass tinkling)
Wise choice, boys. (she, Pascal, teen Eugene and teen Lance see the blueprints of the castle)
TLTeen Lance
So, what's the mark?
The royal vault. (Pascal squeak)
TETeen Eugene
You say what now?
Once it's dark, we'll creep in through a small crack in the curtain walls surrounding the castle. (draws lines the blueprint of the walls) Then, we'll make our entry here. (draws an x on the blueprint of the guard's tower)
TETeen Eugene
Uh, that's the guard's tower. You know, where all the guards hang out. We'll never be able to sneak past them.
We won't have to sneak past them. We're gonna sneak under them. (tells teen Eugene and teen Lance)
Next, we'll lower you down through the walls to the vault level, so you can pick the lock.
TETeen Eugene
Flip to see who goes first? I call heads! (toss his coin then it lands on his hand to reveal heads) Sorry, buddy. (tells teen Lance)
TLTeen Lance
(grumbles) (teen Eugene puts his coin back into his pocket but it rolls out of his pocket) (coin clattering) (coin rolls to Pascal) (coin stops rolling then Pascal squeaks when he puts teen Eugene's coin on his tongue)
TETeen Eugene
Better luck next time. (tells teen Lance) (chuckles) (teen Eugene turns the handle) (teen lance steps into the dumbwaiter) (cranking) (Patchy has teen Eugene's coin on his tongue) (teen Eugene takes his coin out of Patchy's mouth) Picking it up with your mouth was an odd choice, but thank you? (Raps sees the coin)
Hey! (takes teen Eugene's coin from him) That's a double-headed coin! You cheated Lance again, Eugene.
TETeen Eugene
Oh, come on! He's fine. (tells Rapunzel about Lance) (takes his coin back from Raps) In fact, he's the one who gave me this coin. (puts his coin back into his pocket) (stops cranking the handle) (gasp) Wait a second. (cranking) How did you know my real name is Eugene?
Uh, I-I didn't say Eugene. I said, "You're mean."
TETeen Eugene
Pfft, that's so not true, Burnsie. (smashes) (Lance grunts) (Raps and teen Eugene hear a noise) (distant neighing) (young Max appears) (young Max whinnying)
Come on! Dive for it! (tells teen Eugene) (she and teen Eugene run back to the elevator to hop into it) (suspenseful music playing) (young Max snort) (young Max turns and sees the elevator) (young Max neighs) (young Max runs away from the elevator)
TLTeen Lance
Whoa. Would you look at all this stuff!
TETeen Eugene
(laughs) Where do we start?!
Oh, no, it's not here! (trying to search for the hourglass)
TLTeen Lance
Hey, what is that? (sees the Sun Drop flower)
Oh, that's nothing. (referring to the Sun Drop) (steps off the ladder) There's nothing here but the kingdom's priceless treasures. (kicks a treasure chest to teen Lance and teen Eugene) (teen Lance and teen Eugene bend on their knees then they open the treasure chest)
TLTeen Lance and Teen Eugene
We'll take it! (Pascal squeaking) (Pascal pointing to the hourglass) (Rapunzel walks to Pascal)
Yes, yes! You found it! (grabs it off the shelf) (young Max whinnying) (Rapunzel turns around when she hears young Max)
TETeen Eugene
You know, I am really starting to hate that horse. (refers to Max) (holds some jewels) (teen Lance turns around and sees young Max) (young Max sniffing) (young Max neighs angrily) (young Max runs to the vault) (upbeat music playing) (teen Lance and teen Rugene run to the doors to close them) Whoa! That was close. I think we're safe. (young Max banging on the doors)
TLTeen Lance
Uh-huh, sure. But, one tiny thing. We're trapped in here now!
TETeen Eugene
Um, so I guess we just move in. It's not that bad. (bang) It's got some nice archways, exposed brick... (bang) (rummaging)
Guys, get down here. (tells teen Eugene and teen Lance)
TETeen Eugene
What in the what? Again with the secret castle stuff?! (he and teen Lance see Rapunzel and Pascal climbing down the ladder)
Uh, let's just say I'm a history buff? Now, come on, and don't touch anything. (teen Eugene and teen Lance run to the ladder to climb down) (upbeat music playing) (young Maximus charges to the doors) (young Max slides when the doors open) (the entrance to the tunnel is closed) (young Max neighs angrily) (young Maximus runs out of the vault)
TETeen Eugene
What is this place?
No time for questions, boys, just keep it moving. (she, Pascal, teen Eugene and teen Lance are running to the entrance of the tunnel)
TLTeen Lance
(panting) I think lost him. (refers to young Maximus) (tells Rapunzel and teen Eugene)
Uh, you thought wrong. (points to the right when young Max's shadow is shown) Hurry, this way! (tells teen Eugene and teen Lance) (Raps, Pascal, teen Eugene and teen Lance run to the left) (Pascal squeaking) (teen Lance panting) (teen Lance shrieks) Abandoned, spiderwebs! Oh, no! My voice crack is back! Why is everything awful?!
This path feels familiar... That silver brick springs a trap, so watch your step. (she, Pascal and teen Eugene avoid pressing on a brick)
TLTeen Lance
You don't have to worry about me! I'm light on my feet! In fact, they call me the Sweet Feet Cham-- (crash) W-w-wait, Flynn! I'm stuck! (teen Eugene runs back to try to free teen Lance from the bars) Help! Help, help!
TETeen Eugene
(grunting) (teen Lance turns around) (young Maximus neighing) (suspense music playing) Sorry, Lance. You know the rule, buddy. Every man for himself. (runs away)
TLTeen Lance
Eugene! Wait! (young Maximus appears behind him) (a guard and Captain of the Guard run towards Lance)
GCaptain of the Guard
How'd you little boil-brained barnacles know how to get down here? (teen Lance turns around) (Pete and Stan appear)
And secondly, who do you think has a better face for a mustache, me or Stan? (points to himself and Stan) (guard puts handcuffs on teen Lance)(handcuffs clink)
TLTeen Lance
(sighs) Stan. (suspenseful music playing) (Pete is mad)
Lock him up. (refers to teen Lance) (gate slamming)
(sigh) Oh, that was close. (Pascal squeaks) I am so winded. Sideburns really needs to step up the cardio. Wait a minute, where's Lance?
TETeen Eugene
Uh, he, uh, sorta got a little bit arrested. tells Raps) (Pascal climbs on a barrel) B-but, hey! He knows the deal. Every man for himself. That's just how it goes. (cracks his knuckles) So, let's split up the loot, and, uh, get outta here--
Eugene Fitzherbert! How could you?
TETeen Eugene
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Enough with the real names, Sideburns!
Just listen to me. I know you better than you think I do. You say it's easier to walk away with the excuse, "every man for himself," but Lance? (teen Eugene feels down) Lance is not just every man. He is a friend. He is your best friend. And friends don't leave friends behind.
TETeen Eugene
Wow, Burnsie, that was remarkably insightful, and so not like you. (Rapunzel turns around to hand the hourglass to Psscal)
Take this to the woods and guard it with your life. (tells Pascal) I'll be back soon. (Pascal nods and squeaks) I've got a friend to save.(craws back into the secret passage) (Pascal squeaking when blows a raspberry at teen Eugene) (Pascal chirps) (instrumental music playing) (Pascal jumps off a barrel and a crate) (Pascal walks to the woods) (teen Eugene is regretting himself about leaving Lance)
TLTeen Lance
Uh, what are you in for? (asks Shorty)
Oh, I didn't get arrested. I just like the food here. (smooch) Five star gruel. (lock pick rattling) (Rapunzel tries to pick the lock)
TLTeen Lance
Sideburns?! What are you doing here?
What does it look like I'm doing? Unfortunately, I don't know how to pick a lock. (hears teen Eugene inside the dungeon)
TETeen Eugene
Step aside, Burnsie. Let a real thief handle that. (Rapunzel smiles) (teen Lance walks to the bars happily when he sees teen Eugene)
TLTeen Lance
Flynn! You came back for me?
TETeen Eugene
Uh, I guess I've got a new rule. Friends don't leave friends behind. (enchanted music playing)
TLTeen Lance
W-w-wait a minute! Raise that eyebrow again. N-now pucker those lips. Little more. More... Oops, okay, th-that's the duck face... Okay, no, right, there you go! That Flynn Rider is your "blaze!" (holds a bowl) (Raps moves a bit) (Shorty is eating) (teen Eugene takes a bowl from teen Lance)
TETeen Eugene
Wow, you're right! It's exquisite. Although, I'm gonna call it, "The Smolder." It's got a nice ring to it. (fist bumps teen Lance) (young Max whinnying) (Raps, teen Eugene and teem Lance see young Max coming) Not again. (runs)
What is it, Max? What's wrong?
TLTeen Lance
Uh, Flynn. Can you unlock me? (teen Eugene runs back to the cell)
TETeen Eugene
Oh! Yeah. Sorry about that, buddy. (apologizes to teen Lance) (unlocks the cell) (he and Rapunzel run away from the cell)
TLTeen Lance
Shorty, you coming? (walks out of the cell)
Guys! Come on, we gotta go! (teen Lance runs behind teen Eugene) (upbeat music playing) (Raps, teen Eugene and teen Lance run away) (young Max sniffing, neighs) (young Max walk to an opened cell alongside Pete and Stan)
Shorty, what did we tell you about sneaking into prison?
Sneak? How dare you. I just walked right in. (young Max whinnies) (young Max has the scent of Raps, teen Eugene and teen Lance) (young Max runs to the left) (Stan and Pete run after young Max) (young Max neighs)
