Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Does Maria still work for the Pentagon?
She's Public Affairs for the DoD. It's two separate departments.
Yeah, but D.C. is such a small town. Everybody knows everybody. Has Maria given you any reason for dropping Zara off tonight?
No.
Good, because if she's hiding something, it'll give her more reason to do you a favor.
Is that really how women think?
[smiles] No, just one woman.
[after Amelia's rapists are convicted] Amelia, I'm proud of you. Coming forward, you had more guts than any of them.
[The squad trades work horror stories over dinner]
So, it turns out she's a lesbian. He's transgender. And we found the murder weapon lodged in his anal canal.
Hey, try the hot soppressata.
My favorite is still that Sherling guy we found humping that passed out vic. [the others laugh] And he tells me, "I thought she was dead." Turns out it just a little co-fetish.
Hey guys, uhm, maybe we don't talk shop?
After sex, most men feel the urge to urinate, which clears the urethra. He didn't get the chance. And the amount of fluid is consistent with his having ejaculated very recently.
Melinda, English?
He came, and then he went.
What? He wants to plead to rape?
Multiple counts of rape in the first, multiple counts of sodomy. He will also plead guilty with an allocution. There will be specific...
He wants to stand up in open court and give graphic testimony about the things he did not do to me?
It's 25 to life. He'll die in prison. Olivia, you will avoid a trial and having to testify.
No, no, no! He does not get to do that to me. He did not rape me. He did not sodomize me. You look at that rape kit. After four days, he did not have the balls to rape me. And now he wants to stand up in open court... Now? No. No!
Lewis knew that I had it in me. He goaded me into beating him, and you know what? Once I started I couldn't stop. He got me to turn into exactly what he is.
I didn't want to announce this until Nick's situation got resolved, but it's done, and so am I. I'm leavin'.
What? Now?!
Hey, is this part of the deal? Was this their pound of flesh? Because if it is...
No, no, no. No. This is my call.
Where you gonna go, Cap'n?
Around the world, actually. Eileen has 2 tickets for a 6-month cruise, and I have enough accrued leave to take me through my mandatory retirement date. If I stay, I make less than if I leave.
Cap, cruise. Okay. If anyone's earned it.
I'm proud of my time here. And I'm honored and grateful to have worked with the finest unit of detectives I've ever known. Nick, you're gonna get through all this. You're too good a cop and too good a man not to. Amanda, I was never sorry that I brought you up from Atlanta. I would do it again. And, Fin, what can I say? For a guy who never should've been an SVU detective, you're okay.
Right back at you, Captain. Nobody could ever take your place.
Well, for the meantime, Detective Benson will. She's ready. Now, it's not easy going from player to coach, so don't bust her chops. [to Benson] But if they do, you bust 'em right back.
[everyone else in the squad room applauds]
[Cragen clears out his office; Benson enters]
We should throw you a party.
I don't like parties. This is good. Um, word of advice?
Oh, please! [laughs]
I gave my whole life to NYPD, and I forgot to live my own. Me and Eileen, it's a Hail Mary. It's a shot at happiness. You know, people used to say this to me all the time, and I never understood what they meant. But take care of yourself. You deserve it. [he and Benson share an embrace] Oh, and, Olivia, do somethin' with the place, will ya?
Sergeant, you up for a trip to the Garden State?
I'm acting squad commander.
Heavy lies the crown. Detective Rollins?
[Rollins nods; Benson gives her a concerned look]
Don't worry, I'll stay away from Atlantic City.
So it's true what they say about SVU.
Yeah, what's that?
Everyone's a victim to you guys.
And it's true what they say about New Jersey prosecutors. There are no victims, there are no prosecutors, only meal tickets.
Rebellious teenagers, forbidden love...
West Side Romeo and Juliet.
We know how well that turned out.
You threatening me? I got the biggest gang in the city. You think your guys are loyal? Go ahead. Test the NYPD. I dare ya.
Some street guy with a diabetic kid with an attachment disorder out in the freezing cold? Tell me there's a happy ending.
[reads adoption records] Charles and Alexa Smith, One East 161st Street, Bronx, New York.
Really? I didn't know anyone lived at Yankee Stadium.
[during standup routine] You're right, you're right. Rape isn't funny. [pause] Now gang rape - that's hilarious!
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