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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

I know this is weird.

Having seventy feet of magical hair is weird. This? This is full-blown wacko.

Yes, it's wacko. But when are we every gonna get this chance? And Cass, we can fly.

Cassandra (sighs): I am so gonna regret this.

Cass, I should have listened to you. I just wanted to show you-

How do to "seize the moment"? Here's where the moment got us! I know you take a lot of pride in your irrepressible carefree spirit. It's what makes you you. But did you ever stop to think that maybe that attitude can be a bit selfish sometimes!?

I'm sorry.

This trail of black rocks is your destiny, but I dropped everything to make sure you get to the end of it! I'm taking this seriously!! Why aren't you!?

Because I'm scared. You're right, Cass. These rocks are my destiny and that's terrifying. What if they lead to...somewhere I'm never supposed to come back from?

Raps, what you said before about being afraid. I want you to know that it's okay. I'd be afraid, too. But I want you to remember that whatever you have to face at the end of this road, you're not going to face it alone.

I am so excited to see what you have planned for our date.

Don't you worry, Your Royal Blondness, Eugene's got it covered. I've entrusted Max here to lead us to the most ingenious, the most romantic spot around. You'll see. I'm talkin' dinner for two, the stars twinkling above- the works. Now I'm not saying it'll top our crown-stealing, lantern-watching first date. But...I kinda am.

An apple tree? Seriously? That's the best you got? Should have asked the frog to come along. Even he could come up with something better than this.

It's okay, Eugene. Landing a date is hard when you're in the middle of nowhere. We can just play it by ear.

"We have seen some pretty unusual things, Eugene. Why are you being so cynical?

"Cynical? Blondie, I believe in a lot of things. You know I do: Life-saving hair- believe it! Magical rocks, sword-carrying horses."

"They been at it for hours. What could they be talking about?"

CCasandra

"I'm trying to eavesdrop."

"You know I can read lips, right? Follow your dust knee."

"Follow my destiny? How is this supposed to tell my destiny if I can't read it?"

"Find the next scroll piece at the Spire, and the Keeper will lead you to it."

"We made it! Oh, right. I lied to you. Now, I can explain."

"Yeah, I'm sure you can, in twelve languages, no doubt!! Listen, I don't know who you are, but I trusted you!! And I had to endure your condescension and insults, and I went against my better judgement all because you said you were the Keeper of the Spire!!"

"It's Spire. Sorry."

"Who are you!?"

"I'm the Keeper's assistant or, at least, I used to be. Before that, I was an incredibly talented street magician. I would perform my tricks in front of hundreds of people. Not really. It wasn't always appreciated. Then, one day the Keeper, the real Keeper, came up to me and asked me to be his apprentice. I had purpose and I didn't want to mess it up. I wanted to learn everything there I could about the Spire. I had to! It was going well or, at least, I thought it was. But a few months ago, the Keeper just disappeared and once again, I had no purpose. That is until you came along. Seeing you with such a clear purpose inspired me. Maybe I could be the Keeper, maybe I could help you to that scroll."

"Why didn't just tell us you weren't the Keeper?"

"Would have accepted help from an apprentice? Especially if you knew she had been abandoned by her own master?"

"I don't know, but we probably wouldn't be up this tree right now."

"That's actually a really good point."

"Calliope, I still need that scroll piece."

"And there's still one key I haven't tried!"

"The third scroll piece. And you got us here. You did it!"

KThe Keeper

"And I couldn't be more proud."

"Keeper!"

KThe Keeper

"Calliope, you are now the Keeper of the Spire. You passed my test. Congratulations!"

"What? I don't understand."

KThe Keeper

"I'm sorry for leaving you, but I had to remind you why I choose you in the first place."

"Why did you chose me?"

KThe Keeper

"Your perseverance. This is the skill the Keeper of such great artifacts must call upon in the face of adversity. And you did it. Not only with the Ker-lock but you performed in front of a, uh, repressively different crowd."

"Their minds were too blown to clap. That's all."

KThe Keeper

"You persevered, Calliope."

"Wait! There had to be an easier way to teach her that lessen! That beast thing almost killed us!"

KThe Keeper

"The Kerlock is actually a loyal pet, as you'll see when you train your own. Please keep him away from the furniture."

"Pascal, is there anything better than the sun on your face, and the wind blowing through your hair? Well, blowing through your scales?"

"You know, I gotta admit: When I saw the black rock trail was leading us across the water, I had my doubts about converting the caravan into a boat. And, as it turns out, those doubts were not completely unfounded."

"Storm!!"

"Don't worry. By my calculations, we should just miss it."

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