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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

Okay, this double date needs to end now! You guys are totally embarrassing me.

We are? Sorry. We didn't mean to.

I know, Raps. But could please stop talking about my muscles or my fighting skills? I want Andrew to see a different side of me. And when we get down I'd like to be alone with him.

But it's mostly your fault.

What?

Okay. I'm the last person to defend Cassandra, but not everyone is as open with their feelings as you are. Cass just keeps things more to herself and if you want to be her friend, which is something I will never ever, ever understand, you're going to have to accept that and back off a bit.

Cass is gonna be devastated when she learns the truth about Andrew.

Yeah! The only guy who can mess with Cass is me!

Sorry, Sweetie, but the book stays here!

How did you-?

I knew you were a fraud from day one. You misspelled bibliophile in your letters, bonehead. I was only playing you long enough to see what your angle wasn’t and from my angle, it looks like you’ve been shut down, Andrew. That’s even your real name.

Uh...it's Hubert.

[tosses Andrew the handcuffs] Put these on and don’t say another word!

Great. Since the Exposition was my chance to prove to my dad I have what it takes to be a royal guard. But you messed that up, Rapunzel!

Well, maybe if you had told me what you up to, I wouldn't have messed it up.

I couldn't count on you not letting anything slip!

Hey, I can keep things to myself.

Oh yeah? like the time you told Eugene about the time we snuck out!?

How did you...?

Or when your told your dad about those rocks I showed you!?

I had to! He was gonna-

Or when you told your mom who ate her last chocolate truffle!?

Hey, I had to say something. The guilt was bad enough.

Look, Raps, you're my best friend, but you're a sharer. It's in your nature, and I respect that. But you have to respect there are things I keep to myself!

Even if those things have life-threatening consequences?

Okay, for the record, nobody's life was threatened until you showed up.

Okay, let's make a deal: I respect you keeping things to yourself if you respect that when something's bothering you, I'm gonna wanna help.

Nothing makes me happier than a dream coming true. Especially when that dream belongs to a dear friend like Attila. I am pleased to welcome Attila the Bun bakery to Corona.

My mom always said that you can only get what you want out of life by using the three Cs: Crime, Carnage and Crime. But thanks to Rapunzel, who helped make all this possible, I learned there's a fourth C: Kindness.

Uh, "kindness" doesn't start with-

Shh.

CCrowd

Uncle Monty!

Hiya, Kids!

Monty (coldly): Rapunzel.

Rapunzel (just as coldly): Montgomery.

I just came to wish my new neighbor "Good luck." Had to be one of his first customers.

I was up all night, and I think I found some neat, bell-free ideas to help Attila the Bun.

Wow, You are really committed to this.

I'm just tired of cutting ribbons, and hosting parties, and making appearances.

Well, Blondie, a state person's work is never done.

Being a state's person is fine, Eugene, but I want to do things that really matter to the people of Corona, like helping Attila.

(Casts the healing incantation of the Sundrop Flower via her hair)

Flower gleam and glow

Let your power shine

Make the clock reverse

Bring back what once was mine

Heal what has been hurt

Change the Fates' design

Save what has been lost

Bring back what once was mine

What once was mine

"Don't be afraid, Mr. Frog. You're safe now. Here. It's yours. It's a gift."

(Hands little Pascal a purple button)

"All alone, huh? So am I. Most of the time. If you want, you can stay with me, then neither of us will be alone ever."

"Hmm. Perfect. Good night, Pascal. You'll always be my best friend."

Nice move, Pascal. I didn't even see that coming.

What was that?

What was what?

Congratulating your opponent? Chess is war, Rapunzel. And your opponent is the enemy. First rule of a game of Chess is getting in your opponent's head. Now give me your game face!

Game face!

I don't know, Pascal. That's more confused face.

Game face!

We'll work on that later. Now I want you to look at this board with only one strategy: No mercy.

Not now, Pascal. I'm "no mercy-ING" my opponent.

How's this?

It's a good likeness, but why does he look so terrified?

Because he's so lost, and alone, and frightened without me. He ran away and it's all my fault. I been so busy with other things that I've neglected our friendship.

Come on, Blondie. You'll find him. He couldn't have gotten far. He's tiny.

Whoa. So this is where it all happened.

Yeah. This is the first time I've been back since...

Rapunzel, you don't have to go up there alone.

Yes, I do. I owe it to Pascal.

Yeah, it's probably good I stay down here. I have a strict rule about dying in the same place twice.

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