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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

Do you even know the rules? Aren't shoes required for the Log Roll? (asks the announcer if footwear is needed for an event and she takes the paper from him) Ugh, somebody check the Rulebook of the Brave! (the announcer walks to Cassandra and takes his paper from her then he walks away) (turns around and tells Hook Foot and the other competitors about Rapunzel) Guys! Am I the only one who has a problem with this? The Princess is making a mockery of this competition! (points to Rapunzel) (Rapunzel is stretching) (Hook Foot walks to her and he puts his hand on her while trying to comfort her)

Hey, it's okay, kid. When you're mad, do a dance! Give that smile a sec--. (tells Cassandra what Rapunzel told him earlier)

Oh, go eat a turkey leg, Hook! (annoyed and tells him to leave and eat meat) (Hook Foot takes his hand off her and leaves) (turns around and angrily walks to Rapunzel while she stretches) Okay, listen, Rapunzel, this has gone far enough. (Rapunzel turns around) Let's call it a day.

(chuckles) I will call it a day. The day I won the championship. Boom! Trash talk!

Let's see where you land after the Dead's Man Circle.

Yeah, okay, yeah. (she and Cassandra stare at each other) We'll totally see where we land after the Dead Man's Circle. And what is the Dead Man's Circle?

It's the final event. And believe me, your little dances won't save you this time.

RCRapunzel and Cassandra

Hmph! (Rapunzel and Cassandra walk away opposite directions)

This is awkward. (about Rapunzel and Cassandra's argument)

I am beginning to question their definition of VIP seating. (doesn't like his new seat and puts his foam finger on the pig and goes off it) (pig grunts) (walks to the entrance and talks to the man told him to move seats) Hello, my good man. I'd like to forgo my VIP seat and re-enter the arena.

MMan

Your ticket, please?

Seriously? (pats himself to find his ticket) Oh! Oh, oh! It's in my wallet. Which I left inside the arena. (realized he didn't take his wallet with him before leaving the arena)

MMan

Well, then you have to buy another ticket.

But because the money is also in my wallet, which is still inside the arena--

MMan

No money, no ticket, no entry. (tells Eugene that he can't enter the arena without a ticket) (children laughing) (Eugene sees a souvenir shop) (children run) (Eugene and Pascal have an idea on how to purchase another ticket) (Pascal chitters)

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Time for the final event! The Dead Man's Circle! (an elderly man pushes the cart of weapons then Cass and the other competitors put their weapons into the cart) Each warrior will battle to the finish, using the weapon of their choice! (Rapunzel tries to find a weapon then she sees a frying pan and holds it) (Cassandra crack her knuckles) (Rapunzel puts her frying pan into a cart) (frying pan clanks) (Cassandra turns and sees Rapunzel)

Get your princess wigs right here! (drags a cart of Rapunzel wigs while Pascal is sitting on one) (Cass sits on a bench) (he stops pulling the cart) Wow, Rapunzel's really killin' in there, huh? I mean, these things are sellin' like hotcakes! (referring to Rapunzel wigs) (turns around and takes a wig from the cart) You know what? This one's on the house. (puts the wig on Cassandra) (leaves with the cart to sell more wigs) (Cassandra throws the wig away after Eugene leaves with the cart) (Shorty removes his Wreck Marauder mask and the Rapunzel wig lands on his hair) (the frying pan clanks when fell off the cart while an elderly man wheels the cart and walks away then Cassandra sees it on the grass)

Hey, you dropped the-- (tells the elderly man that wheels the cart but she puts it under the bench and walks to the final event)

One golden-haired wig for you! (puts the wig on the bee-beared lady) (Pascal climbs on Eugene) (her bees buzzing when she walks away) (bee-bearded lady's coins clinking when she gives Eugene her coins) (Eugene walks to the entrance again to purchase a ticket) Okay, one ticket, please. (coins clink) (the man points to the sign that says sold out) (Pascal chitters when he is holding a foam finger and a flag but dispose them when he is mad and Eugene is also dissapointed then Shorty walks by while holding a ticket)

I got one ticket. Anybody need a ticket? (Eugene turns around and tells him)

I need a ticket! (tells Shorty and gives him the coins)

Then let the bargaining begin. (Eugene and Pascal are worried about it)

How do you sleep at night, Shorty? (asks him while taking the ticket from him) Challenge of the Brave, here I come! (runs to the event) (Shorty is counting the coins) (thrilling music) (Pascal chitters when he and Eugene see that the event has ended. An old man sweeps the weapons while wiping sweat off his head with his rag) SHORTY, I WANT MY MONEY BACK!

[She and Eugene were running from a cloaked figure who was following them, until...] Ugh. Dead end!

Rapunzel! That vase! Now!

[Rapunzel runs into hiding as Eugene prepares to face the cloaked figure himself. But, turns out, the cloaked figure looks kind of familiar.]

[laughs] Gotcha, Rider! [removes his hood] Man, you should’ve seen your...

[Before he can finish, he was conked on the head by a vase. Turns out Rapunzel knocked him out with a vase.]

Bam! Haha! Follow that, buddy? Hmph!

You know I meant "hide in the vase", right? Princess Rapunzel, meet Lance Strongbow.

How you doin'?

Look, pal, I don't trust the guy.

Look, Cassandra, I know you'd like nothing better than let an old friend of mine embarrass me. And I hate to disappoint you, but my friend Lance is not "up to" anything!

(Pins Lance against the wall)

Okay, Lance! What are you up to?

Up to? Me? You'd think I come all this way jut to tell you- Okay. I need help with a job.

This isn't a cave, it's a basement. We broke into somebody's house. Lance, you lied to me!

Let's just get out of here Arnwaldo.

Don't call me Arnwaldo! Besides, don't you at least wanna know whose basement this is?

No. No, I don't.

It's the baron's.

The baron? The baron-baron?

You said we'd get him later.

That was eight years ago.

Exactly. We waited eight long years for revenge. And I'm not letting till I settled the score. And now the score is settled. Let's get out of here.

What do we have here? A plate of cheese and crackers. I wonder why?

Uh, it's because I am very hungry and very thirsty, thank you very much. (tastes some grapes) Mmm, so good. (Cassandra give her a strict look) Okay, fine. Yes, they're not home. But what is to say they're not out having fun?

Oh, I never said anything about them not having fun. I'm just suggesting they're most likely stealing stuff while doing it.

[irritated] Okay, I have had just about enough, Cassandra. You know what? Let's go find Eugene, so I can show you that you were wrong. (drinks some milk and gets a milk mustache) Hmm?

[jokely] Okay, but when I'm proven right, you're gonna have egg on your face.

(rolls her eyes) Hoho! I promise you this, I will not have anything on my face tonight. (give Pete the plate and walks away)

Princess, you have a milk mustache.

[off-screen] I know what I have Pete, Thank you!

That ring we stole belonged to the Queen; the same queen who took me in as part of her family. And as soon as she sees Rapunzel wearing it, she'll put two-and-two together and be furious or heartbroken. She's a tough read sometimes. But if I ask for the ring back, Rapunzel will know I lied to her earlier, and Cassandra will get the satisfaction of being right.

It's the first time people see when they enter the castle, Dad. I mean, maybe we could remodel it or something, you know, make it warm and welcoming.

That archway is an important line of defense, Rapunzel. It is imperative it convey strength and security. (Eugene arrives at the table)

(mumbling) You want strength and security, here's what you do... (sits at the table next to Rapunzel) (King Frederic is unamused) Lion statues! Ooh, ooh, better yet... turn the archway into a giant lion's mouth! No, wait! Let's do the whole lion--

Thank you, Eugene. I'll take those suggestions under advisement.

Ahh, teamwork! Up high! (cleans his hands on his vest and gives King Frederic a high five) (chuckling) Your Majesty! (waits for a high five) (Rapunzel puts her hand on Eugene's shirt and pulls it because he is embarrassing her) (he sits) Right! You're eating. We're eating. Next time, then. Cool.

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