Look David, I ain't no philosopher. But everyone knows that there's good and there's bad, okay? Nobody thinks that the bad stuff is ever gonna happen to them, and then one day, wham! – all of a sudden it does. And you think that there's no way that you can go on. But the day goes by, and another day goes by, then a week, a month, a year. And when you look back, you'll say "Hey, I got through this. I don't know how, but I made it".
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
(to Harris) I owe you an apology. I've been trying to fix your body. We're not bodies with souls. We're souls with bodies.
Somebody closed the garage door.
Like... the wind?
Yeah, and I suppose Mr. Wind started up the motorcycle as well.
[after Audrey attacks Dan] Audrey, what happened to you out there in California? Did you have one too many frozen mocha frappachinos?
Honey, that's what kids do - they leave the nest.
I gotta go, I gotta pick everybody from the hospital. Our granddaughter is coming home shortly.
Say it again, Dan. Louder
[shouting] Roseanne and Dan's granddaughter is coming home today. Let's get ready to rumble!!!
Dan! Dan!
What? What happened?
I thought you were dead!
I'm sleeping! Why does everybody always think I'm dead?
You looked happy. I thought maybe you moved on.
Kinda scary talking to your old granny, huh?
I'm not afraid of you.
Give it time.
Welcome To The Hillbilly Day Spa.
[to Jimmy] First rule of politics, kiddo: Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
I'd be honored to name my child after you.
Enoch? You couldn't possibly be so cruel.
WMWilliam McCoy
And he took the loaves and fishes, looked at his disciples and said, "Fuck it. We're going into the whiskey business"!
Nucky, all I want is an opportunity.
This is America, ain't it? Who the fuck's stopping you?
[to Nucky] Look, you can't be half a gangster, Nucky. Not anymore.
There was a man once, I don't recall his name, frequented the billiard parlors downtown. He made a comfortable living wagering whether he could swallow certain objects, billiard balls being a specialty. He'd pick a ball, take it down his gullet, to here, and regurgitate it back up. One evening, I decided to challenge this man to a wager. Ten thousand in cash for him to do the trick with a billiard ball of my choosing. Now he knew I'd seen him do this a dozen times so I can only surmise that he thought I was stupid. We laid down the cash and I handed him the cue ball. He swallowed it down, it lodged in his throat, and he choked to death on the spot. What I knew and he didn't was that the cue ball is one sixteenth of an inch larger than the other balls, just too large to swallow. Do you know what the moral of this tale is, Mr. Yale?
FYFrankie Yale
Don't eat a cue ball?
The moral of the story is: If I'd cause a stranger to choke to death for my own amusement, what do you think I'll do to you if you don't tell me who ordered you to kill Collisimo?
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