KKen
C'mon, admit it, detective. You know you want to bang your partner. Watch her grow swollen with your child. And why not, man? She'd give you beautiful babies.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Do you need a remedial English course, Elliot? How do I make you understand the words "Stay away from Hunter Mazelon"?
Look, I thought he was stalking a new victim.
Well, that might have helped your case if you hadn't been so ass-reamingly wrong.
Hey, speaking of family, do you have a sister who teaches here?
No, why?
There's a calculus teacher who looks a lot like you. [menacing] Maybe I'll have her next year.
Not where you're going. [loads him into a police car] Watch your head.
Did he just threaten my hypothetical sister?
[The detectives arrest Ronson as he's cutting a customer's hair]
CCustomer
But, he's not finished. When can I reschedule?
About 25 years.
GGreer
You're just going to let them arrest me?
GSGreer's Boss
Oh, yes, and shake their hands when they're finished.
AAlex
All I ever heard about was how Mike Cutter was a crusader for justice. What happened to you?
CCutter
If we press a case that we can't win, we just tell the next victim that she's better off staying silent.
AAlex
If we let DiStasio walk, we send a message to the rest of the world, that in New York, the law doesn't apply to the rich and the powerful. We are here to even those scales, not cut and run.
[Benson arrives in the captain's office]
Elliot put his papers in. There was nothing I could do.
[pause] He's earned it.
And then some. You wanna talk?
No.
Wanna take a day?
I'm fine.
Liv, I'm sorry.
[Benson leaves the office]
Folks, this is Detective Second Grade Nick Amaro. He just transferred in.
Second grade already, huh? You must have caught some pretty big fish.
Nah, just kissed a lotta ass.
SSupreme
[to Fin] Hey man, you got your 20 years yet? Once you put your papers in, why don't you come work for me? I take real good care of my soldiers.
No job for me, Supreme?
SSupreme
[grins] I don't know, sweetheart. Can you dance?
There's no florist-client privilege.
My husband is a diplomat. He wants everyone to like him. I don't. If you use this girl's lies to hurt my son, you are going down hard.
Somebody please take over for me - I'm gonna go chew some glass.
[to Amaro] Back when I got my shield, all we had to go on was blood type and fingerprints. We went with our gut. You know what, kid? I miss those days.
[Fin and Rollins approach an apartment]
Apartment 1A. Arnold Savatsky. A level-2 offender.
[Fin knocks on the door]
Trick or treatǃ
AArnold
[behind door] I'm not supposed to open the doorǃ
[knocks again] Policeǃ
Bein' a good boy.
[Arnold opens the door]
Happy Halloween, Arnold. You plannin' on handin' out any candy today?
AArnold
Come on. Every year the same thing? I know the drill. Stay inside, no costumes, no kids.
That's right, Arnold.
See you next year.
[knocks on another apartment door] Trick or treatǃ
MBMan behind door
Who wants a treat?ǃ
[the door opens, revealing a clown with candy on hand]
NYPD. What the hell you doin', Bozo? [the clown tries to shut the door, but Rollins stops him; Fin grabs the clown] Didn't your parole officer tell you not to open up the door on Halloween?ǃ
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