“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

[in confessional about her weave] Oh my God, that's a lot of hair. Wow. And it stink. The glue... That glue gun, y'all don't wanna smell it! Y'all don't wanna know what that glue smelled like! 'Cause that glue smelled like straight-up mmm-mmm!

This smells like ass!

It stank!

Tyra

[to Krista after getting first call-out] Do you want to choose somebody to fly with you?

Hell yeah! [to Angelea] My boo!

My hair is looking a mess! [in confessional] The designers, when they look at me, they may be like, "Oh! Girl, what's wrong with your hair?" But I'm gonna wow them with my personality so they see a beautiful Angelea.

[in confessional] Sit down! Got it! Sixth go-see, booked! [to the taxicab driver] Off to the agency!

[sees Angelea walking into the agency on time] How'd it go?

[to Jessica] It went great, I had a blast!

[to Angelea] How many did you go to?

[to Jessica] All of them.

[to Angelea] Oh my God!

Tyra Banks

I think Kayla is killing Jane in this picture.

And she's not trying.

Tyra

She's not doing a damn thing.

Jay Manuel

[about contestant Esther Petrack's "30 G" bust] Having that bust size is gonna be a problem... We're not talking D, we're talking G.

Tyra

She holds her Gs better than my Ds!

Tyra

And I understand that you're pure.

[coyly] Yes.

Tyra

Tell me why being, um, intimate with a guy grosses you out, or freaks you out.

Like—I don't like semen. I don't like semen on my hand. I don't like—I'm like, kinda... grossed out about it.

Tyra

So you've seen it before?

Yeah I seen—[catches self and laughs] Yes, I've seen it before. Yes.

I just like to cuddle. Something wrong with cuddling?

Lemme lift the weave. [lifts a strand of hair above her ear] Lemme hear it.

[showing Tyra how she poses] Tick, tick, tick, tick, flash!

After this, we're gonna find you a man. [Ann chuckles] You're laughing, but I'm for real! What's your type?

Ann Ward

Uh, hobos are kinda hot.

Big beard, yellow ring around their mouth. Yeah, that turns me off. [in confessional] Ann's different. Me being nice, I'm just trying to hold a conversation. [to Ann] What's the oldest you'll go to?

Sixty. [laughs]

What kind of man do you want?!

He has to be a warlock, and he has to spit fire, and he has to know how to make sushi.

[chuckles] You're gonna be single.

[in confessional] Yeah, I'm a weirdo.

Tyra Banks

[at first judging, referring to contestants] André, do you see any dreckitude right now?

André Leon Talley

Mmm, let's discuss.

Tyra

[to contestants] That means "yes".

[when asked why she was becoming emotional during her makeover] Like somebody cut all your hair off, you wouldn't be sad?

Girl, they didn't cut my hair because my shit was fallin' out—from stress.