VVicki
[to Harris] Now I'll always know where you are. Be a good boy. [slams the cell door shut] Behave yourself.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[Benson and Stabler observe child prostitutes during a stakeout]
They're not your kids, El.
I know.
We can't save them all.
I'd settle for just one.
As long as we keep criminalizing victims instead of going after their perps, it's never gonna happen. We should at least arrest their johns.
So what? It's a slap on the wrist. I mean, Spitzer walked; he was a former prosecutor.
Guy gets caught with an under-aged hooker, the charge should be rape!
Hard time isn't a deterrent.
Neither is the death penalty. It's just the price of doing business. It's time to treat these bastards like the scum they really are.
Lindsay Elding was poisoned. [shows mushrooms on the media screen]
By who? The Smurfs?
MMikka
[walking out of the courthouse with Stabler] I think we're gonna make a great team
Me too. [sees Cragen walking up the courthouse steps] Captain. How's the old place?
It's all getting squared away.
MMikka
Captain Cragen. I've been looking forward to meeting you. Mikka Von, your new ADA.
Yeah, well, nice knowing you. Your boss called. He's tied up. Asked me to deliver a message. Pack your bags. Go back to Chicago.
MMikka
[scoffs] I'm being fired by proxy?
What's going on?
Apparently, you sent a defense attorney on vacation, sub rosa. D.A. doesn't like dirty tricks.
Unless he's the one doing them.
I'm sorry.
MMikka
[to Stabler] Well, I guess I gotta go take my loft off the market.
[shakes hands with Mikka] Been nice working with you.
MMikka
Back at you. [walks away]
She one of the good ones?
Yeah.
Are you proud of yourself? You trashed her.
My job's to win the case.
No, your job is to make sure that justice is done! Convicting Camille isn't justice.
That's for the jury to decide.
The jury is going to throw the book at her because you turned her into some crazy slut. Congratulations!
[detectives find evidence linking Gammon to several rapes]
GGammon
What happens now?
Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
[looking at a picture of Camille] Her with her dad before he was sent away to Bellevue?
We're all branded, I guess. By our parents, our childhoods.
Think you turned out all right.
Makes one of us.
[Discussing the victim, who was found in a load of commercial laundry] We know where the load came from?
Mercy Hospital.
This was no mercy killing.
When you get the itch you call your bitch!
I need you to run this rape kit as a Jane Doe.
Who's the victim?
Me.
The PAT's plan was to spark a revolution by killing a cop. And you guys served up that state trooper on a silver platter. Then, after all of New York's finest would attend the funeral, they would just blow everybody else up. [tosses a grenade towards Stabler and he catches it]
Hey, hey. I don't have a good track record with you and explosives. [Nervously hands grenade back to her]
Oh relax, Nancy. The pin is in it.
[to the man who ordered her rape] I'm going to get past this. Unlike you, I'm going to have a life.
Who you calling?
Hardwicke. Seeing what we should do with Chuckles here.
I'm ahead of you. Hardwicke's in Albany meetin' with the AG. The temp ADA's on the way.
Well, hopefully, it's somebody who knows how to sort through this mess.
How 'bout me, hon? Messes are my specialty. [enters the squad room] Hey, Stabler. Miss me?
[surprised] Sonya, what are you doin' here?
You mean, how did I escape the drunk tank?
No, she means, why us?
[Chuck opens the door to his room, expecting to see Carla]
CChuck
Carla, baby? Daddy's here. [drops his pants] You called, Chuck-a-luck delivers, big time! [suddenly, the lamp turns on; on Chuck's bed is Paxton] Whoa! [puts his pants back on]
Doesn't look that big to me.
CChuck
Who the hell are you?
Sonya Paxton. I'm from the District Attorney's office. I heard you had something that could really rock my world, but...
[Benson, Stabler, and Carla enter]
Hey. Funny. You never told us you had a girlfriend.
Chuck Mills, you're under arrest for abortion in the second degree.
CChuck
I want a lawyer!
Get a good one, 'cause I'm gonna kick your ass.
CChuck
There's nothin' in that tube but lube!
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