[To Yaya] I suggest you go to the nearest bakery in Japan and order up the biggest slice of humble pie.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[About Eva] In your commercial, she was an absolute Tokyo disaster.
She was a typhoon!
She was a typhoon, a buffoon, she was a cocoa puff mess.
I just look like a pair of ears on an onion.
YYaya
There's one person eliminated every single time. And that one person should not be me. And if it is, I need to have a talk with the judges.
I can barely speak English, and you want me to speak Japanese?
I don't know if they're called Japanese people if they are from Tokyo, or Tokyians?
TTaye
Julia? Julia? That's a cruel trick. That's a cruel trick, Julia.
TTaye
You died in your favourite shoes.
The first thing I saw was not appropriate, so I had to just say I didn't see anything!
Jessie (Yaya's sister): [on phone with Yaya, who is crying] Regardless of what people think about you, continue to bless people with your compassion and your wisdom. They have the blessing of being with you.
EEva
And I have all that tension and animosity...
YYaya
Sorry, Jessie, one second. I CAN'T HEAR, I'M ON THE PHONE!
[Eva, Norelle, and Toccara suddenly stop talking and look at each other in surprise]
[after long pause] ...Go on.
[To Ann and Eva] Hopefully, one of us makes it to number one. And hopefully, it's us three!
YYaya
Don't exoticize me!
Holy crap, Toccara. Your boobs are as big as my head.
[About Amanda] Her eyes are too blue, and her hair is just...it's scary. I mean, I don't want to be around her at nighttime when she's walking down the hallway!
AAnn
Taye Diggs wants me. [laughs]
EEva
Taye Diggs is so married.
AAnn
He's married?
EEva
So married.
AAnn
To who?
EEva
To his wife!
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