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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

CClerk

Docket ending 25801. People vs. James and Victoria Grall. One count assault in the second degree, one count grand larceny, one count burglary.

How do you plead?

JJames

Not guilty, your honor.

EEva

They should be charged with murder!

Court officers, remove this woman!

[the court officers escort Eva out of the courtroom as James and Victoria look on with remorse]

JJames

She's right. We should be charged with murder.

Would the People like to amend the charge?

No, your honor. The defendants are only grandstanding to further their political agenda.

JJames

If you were fit for your job, you'd seek justice for these lost souls.

VVictoria

It was an accident.

Mr. Hunter, control your clients.

As your honor well knows, according to New York law, life does not begin until a baby draws breath.

JJames

It begins at the moment of conception.

Even in the cases of abandoned newborns, a murder charge cannot be brought if it's determined the infant was stillborn.

The charges stand.

Actually, your honor, the grand larceny should be dropped to petty larceny. Human bodies cannot legally be sold, and therefore have no monetary value.

The couples who went to Hudson Cryobank each spent tens of thousands of dollars to get those embryos.

That was for services provided. It wasn't a sticker price of an embryo.

That's an issue for your trial judge. I'll add on the lesser charge and hear the People as to bail.

$100,000 each.

Excessive. The defendants are not a flight risk. They have ties to the community.

Bail is set at 10,000 each, cash or bond. [bangs gavel] Next case.

[Fin catches Harris trying to rape Benson]

Let her go now!

Get the hell outta here!

Police! Move away from her! Move away!

She's trying to escape!

And you had to drop your pants to stop her?

Lowell Harris, you're under arrest for raping Ashley Tyler.

And the attempted murder of a police officer.

You're a cop?

Who's the bitch now?

Seventeen years as a corrections officer. Eleven different prisons. It says here that the first ten stops were maximum security men's facilities.

I go where I'm told.

You go where you're not gonna get your ass kicked.

[pauses] What are you talking about?

I read your evaluations. They dumped you at Sealview because you didn't have the balls to handle men.

Shut up.

You know what I think? I think you hate women. That's why you rape them. And if you hate women so much, that must mean that you like men.

[Harris jumps up]

Shut up. Shut up, you filthy whore. Do you understand me?

Did I strike a nerve?

He almost killed me.

He didn't know you were a cop.

And that gives him the right to attack me?

The law gives Officer Harris every right to strike an inmate to force compliance!

But not the right to try and rape me!!

Where were you last night?

RRamirez

Hanging with friends.

Doing what?

RRamirez

Stuff.

Where?

RRamirez

Around.

Okay, hey -- I want you to start answering my questions in complete sentences.

BBalthus

My client doesn't know what happened that night, he's confused.

What, he confused committing murder with a little slap and tickle?

LLincoln

[after his brain damage has forced him to retire from football] I had it all. Career, someone I loved ... football gave me everything. Then took it all away.

"Just following orders." That's the preferred defense of every war criminal from Eichmann to Milosevic.

[Rook is holding Benson hostage and trying to get Stabler to inflict pain on her via remote control]

RRook

I put my faith in a little god in a white coat and he killed my wife and son. PUSH THE BUTTON!

No.

[Rook pushes the button and a female voice screams]

RRook

PUSH … THE … BUTTON!!!

I can't do it.

RRook

No? Why?

Too many people have suffered already.

RRook

Then you, Elliot Stabler, are a human being. Congratulations, you are not a sheep like I was. You're a man. Thank you.

RRook

Where are you taking me?

Central Booking.

RRook

May I tie my shoe?

[Benson and Stabler exchange an irritated glance]

Yeah, sure. Go ahead.

RRook

Thank you.

[Rook activates a detonator that is tied to his ankle causing the studio to explode; the blast knocks all three of them to the ground]

BBartlett

Great body.

Excuse me?

BBartlett

The coffee. Though I`ll bet yours is smooth and robust.

BBartlett

I didn't bribe anyone.

[sarcastically] No. That $50,000 payment to juror #4 was charity.

What are you selling, Brett?

SSmith

Criminal Defense.

Yeah, hard to imagine.

SSmith

You've worked sex crimes longer than most and you're still passionate, we need you.

Yeah, well, it's harder to care when your clients are guilty.

SSmith

Ours are accused of SEC violations, not diddling some 4-year-old on the playground.

Look, I'm sorry. I have to go.

SSmith

No more late night calls, no more rape victims and dead kids. How do you sleep at night?

I don't.

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