“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Franz

Well, great. Thanks to you, we are now further from the ray and stuck on this counter. When will you learn?

Rock

[bitterly] Never from you.

Franz

What was what? You spoke at a volume suggesting you were saying nasties about me.

Rock

Forget it. [sees two of Lou's cats on the counter and one of them hops off] Franz! I know how to get down. [they climb onto the cat]

Franz

How do we get it to go?

Rock

We wait. I mean, it's not like Ratatouille where you grab some hair and-- [grabs the cat's fur with both hands, making the cat stand up] Oh, shoot! It is like Ratatouille!

Paper

And finally, as payback for the damage we've done to you… [pulls the cover off the coffee table, revealing weapons]

Scissors

You get to damage our apartment for three full minutes.

Rock

[to Franz] Well, thanks for teaching me how to do the turn. [starts to walk away, sadly]

Franz

Wait. I'd like to participate in this very weird event. Rock, I apologize. I've been selfish, oblivious, and put you through a wringer of comedic hijinks. But I promise to change. In fact, from this day forward, I'm going to be your mentor.

Rock

[overjoyed] You will?!

Franz

Because if I pass my knowledge on to you, it'll help me even more! People will ask, "Where did you learn those moves?" and you'll say, "Franz Roll, of course. The greatest model alive." It's like you will be a living advertisement for me, and my name will be etched in the tomes of modeling history!

Rock

Works for me!

Scissors

Aww, that's nice. I'm glad everything worked out. [accidentally activates the enlargement ray, zapping Lou's cats in making them grow into enormous size]

Lou

What the heck did you do?!

Paper

[sighs] We're gonna need another soirée.