I found condoms in your bedside table. I was looking for your letter opener. I thought maybe they belonged to Zach. You know, you found them in his room. But then I thought you wouldn't take them. You'd have a sensible conversation with him about responsibility. So then, I thought they were yours. But that didn't make sense because you have an IUD.
Oh, really? So condoms do make sense?
For who? [she snorts and empties her handbag on the bed]
I said I was looking for your letter opener.
I have other drawers, too. Did you check these ones? [she opens the wardrobe]
I said that I was looking...
How about over here? Did you check this drawer?
What is it you need to hear from me? I will never touch another woman again.
What do you want, a prize, Peter? It seems to be the minimum prerequisite.
Didn't we agree to not take this?
No, we agreed to cut the flowers and the paper cups. The least I can do is take the cases I want.
You sure this isn't pride?
Of course, it's pride. What's wrong with pride? Pride built the pyramids.
I would like a ruling on my objection.
J Judge
You are trying my patience...
I understand that, Your Honor, but we both know if you don't use the proper form of 'sustained' or 'overruled', the matter can't later be appealed. And I was surprised in reviewing your past court cases, how often you encouraged lawyers to move on without actually ruling, therefore avoided having your non rulings overturned on appeal. [he pauses] In my opinion.
J Judge
Mr. Gardner, I have never been quite so offended in all my years on the bench.
I understand that, Your Honor, but I still want a ruling. A ruling I can appeal.
[about having a third partner] You're okay with giving up a third?
Of what, a sinking ship? Sure. We'll kill each other if we don't find a referee.
A third partner? Someone neutral, someone we both agree on? [she nods and they clink glasses] An optimism fills the void.
AR AUSA Rivers
What the hell was that?
A map, so I can show you were you live. That, my friend, was a Chicago defense. Get used to it.
EG Eli Gold
Religion is like a drug, in small doses it's curative, in large, it's addictive.
[after losing his case] Let's make a deal.
PN Patti Nyholm
You just lost at craps, Will. You don't make a deal with the croupier; you just go home.
We can't drop our class action.
There are 68 other couples just like them. [she gives him a look] Yes, it's about the firm, too. But we can't drop the class action.
Don't you like this? Being a lawyer? Isn't it fun?
Please, tell me you have something good.
Well, I'm not sure what it is. And my method for obtaining it is not exactly legitimate.
Illegitimate as in "I can't use it in court", or... we can go to jail?
I downloaded firmware and cloned Patti Nyholm's phone, in order to intercept her text messages. [he chuckles] What? You wanted something. I got you something.
You came into my office. Last night, after you left, you came back to my office-- why?
Will... help me out, please? I mean, we had... We had... whatever we had at Georgetown, and I just...
Because you're married? [she remains silent] Okay, I have a suggestion.
I like work. I like working here. I don't want everywhere I go to be a mess.
We're not going to talk about this. We're not going to say any more, okay?
We're going to go to dinner in one week's time and we'll talk then.
Please don't end up hating me. I need this job. I mean, I'm... I-I, I mean that... I'm sorry.
[softly] Alicia. It's fine. We have bad timing. [he starts to walk away] We've always had bad timing.
C Coach
[about Kalinda who wants to open a locker] Don't you need a warrant or something?
Yeah, if I were a cop. I can't get bolt cutters in here, but it'd be easier if you just opened it.
C Coach
So you're not a cop?
C Coach
And you're not with campus police?
B Detective Burton
So, you enjoy tarnishing my reputation?
Sometimes I think justice would be better served with a coin flip.
[over the phone] We're in a weird place, I know.
No. I don't like being in a weird place.
When I look at you during the day, I want to know what you're thinking.
Sometimes I don't even know what I'm thinking. Will...
If it had been differently... at Georgetown, if... if it had been us and not Peter, we would've lasted a week.
We would have. It's romantic because it didn't happen. If it had happened, it would have just... been life.
[about Diane sleeping with McVeigh] Did it even occur to you to tell me?
Not, it didn't. I was under the mistaken impression that it was my life.
It's your life when it doesn't impact our clients.
It didn't impact our clients.
Diane, the jury ate it up. It was sex. It wasn't GSR or ballistics; it was sex.
If you had just told me. If you had just given me a sign!
Come on! Don't be a hypocrite.
A hypocrite? How am I a hypocrite?
[he pauses] That's supposed to what, make me quake, make me humble?
There's nothing going on with Alicia.
Then use them. Watch me. Watch us. There's nothing going on with Alicia. [she chuckles]
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