Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[about Highland Park]
Think they've got enough manicured lawns here?
Grass can't be more than two inches tall. Neighborhood association wields a mighty sword.
Pretty. Doesn't seem like a good fit though-- you living here. Was it?
I did it for 10 years. I liked it at the time.
Ignorance is bliss, I guess.
The average teenage boy sprinting would likely be in the range of eight to ten miles per hour.
How do you even know that?
Would you believe me if I told you I was a track coach in a previous life?
No.
Okay.
[a car passes honking and screaming, and Kalinda shows her finger]
Ass!
Nice, nice.
You oughta try it sometime.
What, flipping someone off?
It's good for your soul.
You realize Cary's never been to trial before.
How is that even possible?
Easy. By pleading out every court case that comes your way.
Just prepping for court.
By reading case law, huh? You're better off watching experienced trial lawyers.
Yeah, well, new kid on the block. I don't get much opportunity to shadow seniors. Though I have learned a lot by watching Alicia. She's definitely got some serious skills.
We suspect it's a Georgetown thing.
No doubt. No doubt. Yeah, that's a long time to stay friends. Since college and all. So, it's really commendable-- you championing her the way that you do.
Yeah, know what's great about someone like Alicia? She's a natural. She doesn't have to try so hard.
I'll call you, okay?
You're not going to call and we're not gonna have luch. And that's okay. It really is. Take care.
First plea bargain, a gin martini. It's another Stern, Lockhart tradition.
I need to ask another favor... regarding the videotape that you gave me.
Okay.
On the tape was a present... a bracelet. I need you to look for the receipt.
Why?
I want to use the videotape to try to get Peter a new trial. I think it's very effective. But I'm afraid that the prosecution will suggest that the present wasn't paid for by Peter.
Why would they suggest that?
Mrs. Florrick, as you know, technically, I don't represent you. I represent your husband. And so, as much as I would like to be completely forthcoming, in these circumstances, I don't believe I can.
So Kozko gave Peter things, and you believe Peter regifted these things... this bracelet... to me?
I can say this: it would be helpful if we could find the receipt.
[to Daniel Golden after he sent a package full of gifts to her home] Don't you ever try to bribe me. And don't you ever try to buy my kids.
Who first told you about your husband's infidelity, Mrs. Florrick?
CNBC.
[he chuckles] I'm sorry, I don't understand.
I was at the cleaner's. I was waiting in line. CNBC was playing on the TV. I saw it on the crawl at the bottom of the screen.
Mom tells me you're working on a hard case.
Yep.
I guess you're putting in a lot of hours with Will. (she gives him an interrogative look) A lot of time to think about things in here.
A lot of time out there, too.
He's not what he seems, Alicia.
Peter, if it's one thing I'm learning... nobody is.
Gardner acts like he's this good guy and he's everybody's best friend, but I could tell you a few things about him. [she laughs softly] What?
Can we... Can we at least acknowledge how ironic this conversation is? [he laughs]
[after making her report about Malcolm Overby] Are you sure that's what you're looking for?
I... don't know. Should I be looking for something else?
Well, that's like asking the dentist whether you should brush.
Mr. Gardner, how long would it take to depose these witnesses?
To properly prepare and depose, I would say one month.
You have three days.
Three? But, Your Honor, that isn't...
Now you have two days. Want to try for one?
No, thank you, Your Honor.
Your Honor, if I could just interject here. These executives are very busy people. Even two hours out of their work day...
Ms. Nyholm, you just gave Mr. Gardner back his third day. Would you like to give him a fourth?
No, Your Honor. I'll stop.
Good.
Do you know how much you pay jury consultants?
No.
A hundred thousand dollars for three months work.
That sounds about right.
Do you know how much I make?
I have a feeling I'm finding out.
A fourth of that.
That sounds outrageous.
Yeah, it does, doesn't it?
You don't supervise my kids spontaneously. You don't take them to prison. You don't just try and phone me. You phone me. You respect me as a mother or you leave!
I am doing the best I can.
Well, join the club!
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