Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
(confronting Beverly at her workplace, convinced that she's stalking him) Now you listen to me. You leave me and my family alone! You don't frighten me. I'm not scared of you!
(to a patient) Mr. James. (to Del) What's wrong with you, you moron?
[Trigger approaches the desk as she says this.]
Oh just a couple of fillings.
(when Damien throws the ball into his bedroom) Little git! (walks into the living room) I fought for this country shot and shell and how they treat ya? Ain't bloody fair, eh?
[Dressed as Batman and Robin, Del and Rodney find out the fancy dress party is cancelled]
We were running in here going [impersonating Batman theme] da na na na na na na na na, and everything!
(dressed as Robin) We didn't know the fancy dress party had been cancelled.
Me either.
You mean, that's your costume?
Yeah. I come as a chauffeur. (thinks) I feel a bit stupid now.
(dressed as Batman) Yeah, you do stand out a bit.
You see this girl here. I worked with her years ago when I was in show business. She was just a kid then! Look at her now, she's about to appear in the new James Bond film!
Ooh Pierce Brosnan.
Now you don't need Pierce Brosnan dear, you've got me.
Yes, haven't I just?
Well, I tell you what, Raquel. If she can be in a James Bond film, so could you.
Oh shut up.
No, you could.
Don't be silly.
I'm serious. I mean, look at her, she's a dog.
One day, they might make a musical about the history of the Trotter family. Then as a sequel, they could do Schindler's List on Ice!
Cassandra, we are talking about Derek Trotter. To Del, market penetration means sex under a barrow!
(wearing a "Trotter crash-turban") I look like a human cannonball that's just crashed into a washing line!
During the war...
Will you shut up!? Can't you see that Rodney and I are in the middle of a very important board meeting? We don't wanna hear stories about U-Boats and giant squids!
(talking about why Rodney won't talk to Cassandra after the miscarriage) Yes I know, he's got a lot on his mind, Raquel.
He's got a lot on his mind?! And how do you think Cassandra feels? She's the one who's had the miscarriage! She needs her husband by her side, not out drinking in some pub or club.
Yes I know, but she's a woman, ain't she? She's stronger than Rodney.
During the...
If you say "During the war..." once more, I'm gonna pour this cup of tea right over your head!
I wasn't gonna say "During the war..."!
Well that's alright then.
Bloody little know-it-all.
Alright, sorry.
Thank you. During the 1939-1945 conflict with Germany...[Del glowers at him]
[Rodney and Del are stuck in the lift, and Del is "claustrophobic" and acting all immature.]
I never thought I'd see you like this! You're acting like a big kid just 'cos we're stuck in a lift for a while.
Yes, well you don't know how I feel! (kicks the door a couple of times) I feel... I feel sort of frightened! You don't know what that's like!
I don't know what it's like?! How do you think I've felt for the last couple of weeks since Cassie... since what happened?
I don't know, Rodney, I don't know how you've felt!
Well, I'll tell you, frightened ain't the word! Do you know what I did last night?
No, but I bet it was depressing!
I sat and read my diaries from when I was a school kid.
See, I was right!
No, not quite. I actually noticed moments of hope inside those pages - I mean there weren't many - just the occasional oasis of promise in a desert of pessimism. They were simple hopes, as you'd expect for someone of my age. I hoped for - hairs, hoped I'd do well in my exams, I even hoped for a good job when I left school.
Well, you got hairs, didn't you? Think how Right Said Fred must feel.
Me and Cass were so happy, Del. We were looking forward and all we could see in front of us was a big wide highway and we were just cruising like we were in a Rolls-Royce. And suddenly it came to a shattering halt - just like the poxy lift. Suddenly Happy Families became Dungeons and Dragons. (crying) And I've never felt sodding pain like that in all my life.
Is Cassandra hurting?
Well of course she is!
How do you know? You haven't talked to her about it.
No, and do you know why? Because... it's because... It's almost like if I don't talk about it, it might not be true.
But it is.
I know! I know. But if I don't say it...
If you don't say what?
We lost our baby!
But you did - and now you've said it.
Yeah. I've said it! You just shield yourself from it, you know. I've just been lying, ain't I?
In a way. And what about Cassandra?
Not her. Cassandra can't tell a lie.
Raquel can, the moment one leaves my lips.
[Del and Rodney both laugh.]
Cassie seemed so fragile. I wanted to cuddle her and talk to her about it - but I was frightened I might... sort of break her.
No. She's strong, Rodney. Look, it's just a dropped stitch in life's tapestry. That's what Mum used to say.
Yeah, I suppose that's about the strength of it when you think about it.
Of course it is. You two'll pick up the bits and pieces and be cruising down that big highway again. Cassandra wants to talk about it, she told Raquel.
What do I say to her?
Well, you tell her exactly what you told me - you can leave out the bit about the hairs if you like. You go home and you have a heart-to-heart with her right now. And while you're there, you ask her if she fancies coming round for dinner tonight.
Yeah, I'd love to Del, but there is the little matter that I'm stuck in a lift.
Oh yeah. (stands up and opens the control panel) Let's have a look in here.
Claustrophobia cleared up quick, didn't it?
Yeah well, got over the worst of it.
(stands up) Almost as quick as that flu you had this morning.
Well, these things, they come and go, don't they? Oh look, there's a little switch in here. (presses a switch, and the lift begins moving again) There you go.
(angry) You git! You stopped it!
(smiling) It was the only way I could get you talking! You can't run away in a broken lift.
You git!
[Del and Rodney both start laughing.]
(laughing) You! You git!
[The two then hug.]
(taking a smell of the "coffee" Albert just made) Hang about, which coffee did you make this with?
That jar over there.
This ain't coffee! Smell it, it's bloody gravy.
Yeah, that's gravy. Well it's not my fault. It's them jars, look. How am I supposed to tell the difference?
I'll tell you how you tell the difference. This one has on the label, Maxwell House coffee and on this one it says Oxo gravy granules. Bit of a giveaway really, innit?
Well, I was in a hurry and I got mixed up.
I'll mix you up in a min...[realises] Hang on a minute. If you've made gravy in the coffee pot, then what are they pouring over their dinners in there? (goes to look) All right?
Wonderful.
(uneasy smile) Cushty. (to Albert) They're only doing it. They are only out there doing it now! They are only pouring Maxwell bleeding House over their lamb noisewats and veg. I don't believe you. Not only have you managed to sink every aircraft carrier and battleship that you've ever sailed on, but now you've gone and knackered a gravy boat!
(offer Del the "gravy") Del?
No! I mean, no thank you sweetheart, I'm trying to give it up.
Albert?
Er, not for me dear.
Oh yes, you'll have some. Come on Albert you know how you like your gravy. (completly covers Albert's dinner in coffee, all Albert can do is sit and watch sadly. Del then whispers to him) Git!
[Del and Rodney managed to auction off the John Harrison "lesser watch".]
How much exactly did it go for?
Six point two million. Just over three million each.
Well we've had worse days, ain't we?
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