Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Yo. What're you doin'?
Given' the little boy a donut.
Why you wanna give the kid a donut?
Why you have a problem with us giving him a donut?
[Benson flashes her badge.]
Oh. All right. Cop's best friend.
When was the most recent burglary?
I don't know, like, the night before last. How come you guys don't know that?
We too busy eatin'.
[Discussing a speculation that a robber who broke into an apartment found what appears to be kiddie porn and forwarded it anonymously to the police]
Just because a guy makes a living breaking into other people's apartment, doesn't mean he likes kiddie porn.
[When Munch arrives late to a briefing and chimes in with information.]
Oh. You're late 'cuz you were doing something useful.
On the fifth floor you heard somebody bust into an apartment through 5 slabs of concrete with a "cerumen problem".
I must've been having a good ear day.
Where did you find this Looney Tune?
Look, we don't speak your dialect of crazy, okay?
I don't need to go to the hospital Captain.
Captain, HAZMAT is ready to move in.
Take her. Restrain her if you have to.
[Regarding Munch]
Leave it to the prince of paranoia to take it up a notch.
No. This time, Munch isn't crazy.
You are thinking like a victim, 'Liv. If you were thinking like a cop, you'd realize that it's not that simple.
[Stabler wanders into the squad room late at night and finds Benson there.]
I thought the joint would be empty.
I thought the doctors said you had to be on house arrest for 2 weeks.
I can't stay away.
It's almost midnight.
I didn't want Cragen to see me.
Yeah. I know the feeling.
It's easy to be passionate when you're one of the victims.
What do you tell victims? Get help. The problem is you're not following your own advice right now.
It means sometimes the only way to beat someone at a dirty fight, is to get right down into the gutter with them.
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