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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

Enoch said that this will be the team's last mission together.

Well, maybe it's time. We've had a crazy ride.

What? How can you say that? That's it? Just, "Talk to you later"?

Look, we have these things called phones. Now, I know you millennials like to use them just for taking pictures of yourselves, but in the '80s, we actually used them to talk to each other.

I'm serious. We're not just gonna turn into the people who used to work together and, you know, "Hey, I'm in town", and, "We used to be close a long time ago". That's...

Sounds like we might.

You guys are my family. I don't know who I am without you guys.

You know exactly who you are. With anyone. [Sees Daisy glance at Sousa] Really? Subtle.

In the time loops, we kind of kissed. Whatever. He's a dork.

See, that's messed up, because he doesn't remember that.

Then why are you smiling?

'Cause Yo-Yo owes me $20.

It won't be the same.

No, it won't. But that's okay.

What are your intentions?

Sir?

With Daisy.

I don't have any intentions.

Well, then, you better get some. And quick. 'Cause this thing is coming for you.

This thing?

She's into you. And I'm not even sure she knows it yet, but pretty soon, she'll figure it out. And when she does, watch out. 'Cause when she gets something into her head...

She won't stop. Yeah, I noticed.

But listen, Daisy's been hurt. Bad. So, I'm happy she's ready to dive back in, and I'm happy it's you. I like you. You seem like a good man. Even if you're a little, you know, straight ahead...

Wait, is that bad?

But I'm not about to let her get hurt again. You hear what I'm saying?

I think so. I think you're... threatening me. Sir.

No. Not just me. Every member of this team. And we have technology at S.H.I.E.L.D. that you've never even seen...

I hear you. Loud and clear. I would never hurt her.

[Lightens up a bit] Imagine that. The man out of time and Quake. Just like a damn comic book.

Hold on. What did you just call her?

Quake. It's her superhero name.

Really?

[Starting to giggle] Yeah. Yeah, really.

[Also starting to giggle] Do you not hear how hilarious that sounds? Quake.

Thank you.

For what?

Just, being here.

It was nothing, but you're welcome, Quake.

I'm sorry, what, now?

Nothing, just happy to help, Quake. Whatever you need.

Are you being funny?

Uh, is it funny? Not if that's what you like to be called, Quake.

The press called me that. I never...

You should probably put a Q on your utility belt so people know it's you.

That is really smart, yeah. Yeah, yeah, make fun of the person who can literally turn you to dust.

Yeah, you can Quake me. No, I get it. That's why they call you that.

[The Chronicoms had injected Simmons with a substance that is messing with her memory.]

Fitz.

I know that name.

Yes. You do. Maybe this will help, okay? [In a Scottish accent] I'm the man you love. We're a team. You're bio, I'm tech. My name is...

...James Bond.

I'm still getting used to the idea of you as a techie.

I'm still getting used to the idea of me as just "tech".

You really believe that?

No. Not really. Still figuring it out.

Me too. We're not the same people we were.

Pretty sure everyone would agree on that.

I'm wondering if we change the timelines or if they change us.

The Melinda May I know would never ask these philosophical questions.

Which is the point. How did I become this me?

I don't know. But I like this you. And if I'm completely honest, I like this me, as well.

[Simmons's memory is still scrambled.]

I keep forgetting. Where are we going?

Home.

Home. I have a home. And I'm married. I remember being married. Is that a secret? Who did I marry? I can smell his hair, but I can't see his face.

We'll talk about this later.

But isn't this later? It's about being married, joining together, join. I can do it, even if I don't know why. Marriage is the key. Heart in hand and singing. Can a key sing? After we're joined, we're unstoppable. But I'm afraid we stopped.

Here's something much more interesting. There's a 100 percent chance that this is the last time the S.H.I.E.L.D. team will ever be together. The end is at hand.

[One person will have to stay behind to send the rest of the team to the main timeline]

I don't know if that matters. 'Cause this is the last mission together, isn't it?

How could you know that?

Enoch told us. Before he died.

Yeah, that's true. In fact, no matter what the outcome, this will be the last time we're all in the same room together. Ever.

I'll stay. I belong here. I've already been given the privilege of a second chance, of meeting all you fine people. It's only right. If the Army taught me anything, it's that you can't...

[Blows a raspberry] I'll stay. First of all, I'm the one with the scientific knowledge to be able to repatch the power. Danny boy over here is still impressed by a light bulb.

That's not accurate or nice.

And second, seems like you and Daisy have a real thing going, and I just want you to be happy. [To Fitz] And third, as long as you reconnect with Nana and then, you know, connect, then maybe you'll see me again someday. And honestly, I'm kind of a rock god here, anyway.

...

Watch over little Alphie, will you? Hell, watch over all of us.

You know I will. I don't...

You don't give up on friends. I know better than anyone. Thank you for everything, Agent Shaw.

[About to fight Nathaniel] If you've seen my battles, you know how this will end.

The war's over.

You surrender?

We won. Fitz and Simmons are retaking the Lighthouse as we speak. [Noticing Sibyl smirking] Oh, a creepy smile. That's new.

So that's where they are. All available Hunters, disembark for the Lighthouse, where we have established a stronghold. All spacecraft, prepare to fire on previously targeted S.H.I.E.L.D. posts.

Now it's my turn to smile. We just needed you to enter your authorization.

Oh? And what comes next?

[Enters through the ceiling] The Cavalry.

[One year later, the team holds a virtual reunion.]

I vote we make this a tradition.

Yeah. I agree. We can't lose touch. We've been through too much together. A miracle we survived. Well, except for Coulson. And Fitz.

And Daisy.

And May.

Geez, I was a zombie once.

So was Mack, actually.

Really? Was I there for that?

Look, if this is a contest, I died like seven times.

Is that all?

But I didn't even exist in Deke's timeline.

Aw, Deke.

Deke.

I miss that little weirdo.

Yeah. We may see him again one day.

Look, I'm sure the D is doing just fine. He's probably playing Madison Square Garden right now.

Why do they make brassieres so pointy? I mean, boobs aren't that pointy. Are we supposed to believe that under a sweater is just two pointy cones? Are pointy cones better?

CFColonel Fuller

Well, if normal is what you're after, you two are going to love Derry.

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