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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

I've realized we have to think differently. Fitz started to, and he's paying for it. But you can't deny it worked. And you. Mack said you believe you can't die.

I know it sounds crazy, Jemma...

I don't think it's crazy. I believe it's true.

I'm glad someone understands.

I don't just mean you.

You guys didn't see yourselves in the future.

No. Deke is our proof. His mother... was our daughter.

Deke...

Is our grandson.

[To Fitz] Wow. I'm sorry.

[[To Carl Creel] You can tell the General there's nothing you can do to make me join her [[w: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog|evil league of evil]].

PHPolly Hinton

Can I ask you something? I don't understand everything that's happened here today, but Robin clearly has a connection with you.

I, uh... don't know if I can explain it. I don't fully understand it myself.

PPolly

You don't have to. I've seen the drawings. I know that I'm not in them.

[They see a sign warning of radiation danger outside the suspected Hydra facility]

Radiation poisoning would be a horrible way to find out we can still die. Should we turn back?

No need. [referring to some flowers growing nearby] Primula vulgaris... primrose. I used to pick these as a girl. I mean, it's a hardy species, but even it couldn't survive in irradiated soil.

[Using a Geiger counter] You'll find more radiation in a dentist's office.

Talbot probably just posted these signs to keep out interlopers.

They won't scare off Hydra. Let me. [She breaks the lock on the gate with her mechanical arms.]

Well, looks like getting your arms chopped off isn't all bad. The... Well... Yeah... It is... obviously, it's bad. It's really bad getting your arms chopped off, but maybe there is a silver lining...

[Referring to Deke] So, this kid's from the future?

Yeah. And in that future, Earth is gone, and the last of humanity is enslaved by alien overlords.

Alien... over... I should've stayed in my cell. You're telling me that we got our asses handed to us by little green men.

They were big and blue. But they didn't crack the world apart. They said it was Daisy.

And you're still sending her on missions?

I need her leading missions. I got an old injury acting up. Not sure what my timetable is, exactly.

Oh, for the love of flapjacks. Do you ever have any good news?

There's a young Inhuman who's seen a better future. We're working toward that.

All Daisy could think about was getting you back. She's not ready for your job, Phil.

She has to be. My time is running out.

Because you're being irresponsible. You said you weren't in a hurry to die, but you're not acting like it.

So this isn't so much about my stupidity as it is about me dying.

Seems like one thing led to the other.

You realize this isn't easy for me, but I've accepted it.

Which is the problem.

Maybe I'm reckless. But if this is the end, better to go out doing something that matters.

No. You don't get to make that decision alone. That decision is made with the people who love you.

May...

And that's me. I love you. [Coulson is speechless] I thought that would shut you up.

[To Yo-Yo] We have a rule.

We never leave each other's side anymore.

[To Simmons] I'm sorry you never got the honeymoon you dreamed of.

Nonsense. I'm protecting England from evil robots with the man I love.

[Under the influence of painkilling medication] Is Daisy here? She's so pretty.

What now?

I want to put my mouth on her mouth and move it around a lot. But I don't want to do that unless she wants to, too, 'cause that's what makes it nice. But I don't think she wants that, 'cause she does not like me one bit.

I mean, she's... she's not my type, but I... I get it.

Okay, Spaceman, maybe we should...

Ma-a-a-a-ck! Dude! You are so cool. Do we know any handshakes?

Uh, I appreciate that, but...

Should I shave my head?

Yeah, no, I see no flaws in that plan.

Maybe then Daisy would like me, because she... she protected me. She's very smart.

RHRuby Hale

[To FitzSimmons] Aww. You two are adorable. I ship it. I really do.

You're late.

Hold up. Please. We didn't have a chance to finish our conversation.

I said what I had to say.

Melinda...

We have a mission, Phil.

[To himself] Good talk, Phil. Good talk.

Just for grins, say I were interested... in someone... anyone. How would I... Like, you got a good thing going.

Don't look at me. Last time I saw Yo-Yo, she lied to me, locked me up, and ran off.

Coulson?

Sorry, bro. Apparently, I'm incapable of expressing my feelings or letting people take care of me.

You guys are useless. It's lemons, then.

Come again?

Well, in my day, when you wanted to tell someone how you felt, you'd just save up your tokens, you'd buy a lemon, you leave it on their bunk. That's... That's a thing here, right?

100%.

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

When in doubt, get a bunch of lemons.

RRuby

[To Daisy] You know, for a long time, you were everything that I wanted. You were my hero. And now look at us.

Ruby, let her go.

RRuby

I am more than you will ever be.

Ruby, I am not here to fight you. You need help.

RRuby

I don't want your help! I want to crush you.

Ruby, that's enough! That's enough! You listen to her. She is on your side.

RRuby

Then why aren't you?! Mom, face it, I was never good enough for you.

I found what you're looking for.

My Gravitonium.

S.H.I.E.L.D. has it.

Then you failed. Perhaps our deal has reached its end.

I can tell you where they're hiding. But they won't give it willingly.

You'd have me kill them?

I have no reason to stop you.

[An alien spaceship appears over the Lighthouse.]

GRGeneral Rick Stoner

Please go to the main computer terminal and choose from the following options. If the Lighthouse is experiencing an extreme-weather event, press 1.

KAgent Kim

Agent Coulson, I can't silence the alarms.

SStoner

If you're experiencing a nuclear attack, press 2.

Screw it. [Presses 2]

SStoner

For an alien invasion, press 3. You have selected nuclear attack. For your own health, safety, and radiation protection, all outer doors will remain sealed for 15 years.

Did he just say 15 years?

How was I supposed to know there would be an "alien invasion" option?

You always listen to the whole menu. Always!

[Over the intercom] You may be noticing that the Lighthouse is going into lockdown mode. This is not a drill. The Lighthouse is keeping us safe. All exits, including the hangar, have been sealed to protect us from any outside intrusion. Which is good, 'cause there is currently a sizeable alien spaceship overhead. Oh, and due to a technical malfunction, the Lighthouse thinks we're under nuclear attack, so we may be trapped inside for 15 years... ish.

[Qovas appears on the viewscreen.]

I remember you, too. The lighting wasn't great, but the whole vision thing was hard to forget. Did General Hale send you?

You will be dealing with me now. I'm here for what was promised, the Gravitonium.

Yeah, that's gonna be a hard pass. Maybe you haven't realized it yet, but this bunker, it's apocalypse-proof. It can withstand a nuclear blast. We have years of food, water, and air.

KKim

[Whispers to May] Is that true?

[Whispers back] Not good food.

And pretty soon, the world's gonna realize there's this giant ship in its atmosphere, and I'm thinking, in the current political climate, won't be long before you're blown out of the sky. [To May] Too much?

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