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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

Oh, damn it. Really? We had to leave the machine in the hands of some automaton? I knew the moment that I laid eyes on all of you that it was gonna spell my downfall. I'll go. I'll secure the machine and save the weird robot.

Well, I'll come. It'd be better if we take the plane together.

Yeah. No duh. But none of the time travelers can go, because you all need to be at the rendezvous when it's turned on, so do the math.

You're one guy against the Kree. You'll be massively outgunned.

I'm kind of trying to do the whole hero thing here, man. Is that your pep talk? You guys get killed, and who saves the world then? I told my parents not to believe in this roach-crap fairy tale, and they went and they died for it anyway. And I'm probably next in line. But there is no way in hell that I am gonna let some blue Kreeper destroy that machine before I get to see whether or not that damn thing was worth any of this.

Look, I'm sure you put up a good fight, but if my ride home depends on that machine, I'm gonna secure it myself.

You, you drive me out of my skull, this part of you this impetuous, bullheaded squabble

I was offering backup, genius.

No, when the other side of you is a friggin' hero who can't help herself but do good, then be great. The world needs that person to make it home. Just try not to destroy it when you get there.

It was almost nice knowing you.

And you're a pain in my ass.

FYFuture Yo-Yo

Phil Coulson is dying. And you have to let him.

Coulson? How? How does he die?

FYFuture Yo-Yo

It's already begun. He's sick, and he knows it. We tried to stop it. Loyalty, it cost us the world.

[To Flint] You got this. Just concentrate.

He's a bright kid. Sorry I killed the guards in front of him.

Yeah. It's good to see him building something. There's too much death in this place. And asking him to blow out that window and the Krees didn't help.

Oh, that wasn't me. That was the fiancée.

Fiancée?

What are you observing now?

NNoah

Various potential threats. You'd be surprised how frequently S.H.I.E.L.D. is mentioned.

We have a small but active fan base.

Hey, could be worse.

True. We could be enslaved by an alien sociopath in a dystopian future.

Or we could be trapped inside a virtual-reality fascist state.

Or stuck at the bottom of the ocean.

Or stopping a crazy robot lady.

Or falling out of a plane.

Fighting Daisy's mom.

Or fighting Daisy's dad.

Or dancing.

I know what's got you worried.

No, it's just...

"How will I ever find job satisfaction without crushing rocks for no good reason?" Am I right?

It's like you can read my mind.

Um, Chief... Wellins, is it? I'm here for Deke Shaw over there. I'm his state-assigned social worker.

CWChief Wellins

Well, he didn't mention a social worker was supervising him. Your name?

Sinara. Sinara Smith. It's Portuguese, Sinara, not Smith. Uh, he wandered off during a day trip. My apologies.

WWellins

He was out of control.

Yeah.

Says you.

He's not even my toughest customer, believe me. Just a little... slippery. If you check online, you'll see that I sent out an alert when I lost him.

WWellins

What are Mr. Shaw's issues?

I mean, how much time do you have, sir? Uh, complex neurological deficiencies, low... low I.Q., poor motor skills. Oh, he hasn't, uh, soiled himself today, has he?

How do you show up in another time and, like, immediately get arrested?

Have you even tried Zima?

I thought they might have gotten you to talk about us or something.

What? No. I know you guys are covertness. I'm not gonna talk about you. You forget, I survived the Kree.

Yeah, by ratting people out.

Yes, true, that did happen. But not this time.

I thought you'd be, like, emotionally distraught or something.

Emotionally distraught? This is awesome! I thought that I was gonna die. But instead, I'm about to go for a walk outside. Also, there is "an outside." I was walking here, and, yes, I was pretty drunk, but I... I saw in a store window there was these green apples and steaks and these... and these things called gummy bears. You know what people aren't eating here is sterilization pellets. I love this place so much.

How could you... keep this from us?

I'm sorry. I didn't want you trying to find a solution when we had bigger problem...

We had a solution. Tess was brought back from the dead. We had a solution right there.

I didn't want to go through all that... again.

So you just give up? You don't get to do that. You make life-and-death decisions for us all the time, and we're not allowed the same courtesy? After everything? We deserved to... We deserved to know. [Leaves, with Coulson looking on]

How much more time does he have on his clock?

Um, I won't be able to tell until I can chart its progression, but even now, he's at risk of various... At some point, sir, your heart will just stop beating.

The last thing you need is to waste your time on another lost cause.

Who I waste my time on is for me to decide. It's not like you to just roll over. There has to be a way out of this.

I've come to terms with it. I got a second chance. I made a difference in a few people's lives. I don't want to be greedy. It's time to make space for somebody else.

For Daisy.

I won't be around forever, and despite appearances to the contrary, neither will you. We need fresh blood to lead the team.

It's more than a team, and you know it. None of us are giving up on you.

Well, great, because I have every intention of walking back out of that basement. Just because I've made peace with dying doesn't mean I'm in a hurry. Now, you want to help me get into this gear Fitz has for me? It's super sexy.

FDFear-Dimension Mike Peterson

You know there's something deeper, and you're here to face it.

Face my fear?

PPeterson

How am I your fear, Phil? No, I mean face facts.

What facts?

PPeterson

That this is all in your head.

Are you telling me that I'm still in Tahiti?

PPeterson

No, Coulson, I'm telling you that you've never been to Tahiti. Or Malta or Puerto Rico or outer space... or the Framework... or the future. You're on the table, Coulson, code blue.

PPeterson

Nightmare? This whole thing has been a dream. And every time the dream is too random or doesn't reconcile with a memory, your mind creates a scenario to make it work.

See, now you're losing me.

PPeterson

What does that even mean? You really think your skull is caught on fire, Phil? Or does it hurt to have electrodes on your scalp for this long? You think there was an alternate reality where you were a history teacher? Or were you remembering your father, who was a history teacher?

Okay, stop.

PPeterson

You're reliving mementos of your life mixed with the dreams you wish had come true.

No, Mike. This is fear. I thought I'd come to terms with death, but this is my fear of it manifesting, because it's harder to let go of than I thought it would be.

PPeterson

Yes. You're struggling to let go. At least now you admit you're dying. What's the hardest part?

The life I have yet to live.

PPeterson

And that's why your mind created this story, where you spent years doing all the things you never got a chance to do... to vacation on a white beach with blue water. To travel to the stars. To own your own plane, a car that flies, your own team. To have a family. The brilliant students you never got a chance to mentor. The daughter you never had. And above all, a chance to be a hero. You said it yourself, Coulson. It matters who you are.

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today for a moment we all knew was coming, some of us even before these two did, and I think we can all agree that to wait even one second to do this is playing with fire. All in favor?

EEveryone

Aye.

The ayes have it. So, all right. Time for the exchanging of the vows, I guess.

[Pulls out a piece of paper] I had to write it down. Fitz. I knew from the moment I saw you, from our first conversation about dielectric polarization, that you'd be in my life for a long time. But I didn't know... you would be my life. My heart. My home. We joined this team for adventures and got more than we had hoped... but I can't wait for our next adventure... building a family together. My love for you grows deeper and always will, no matter where the universe takes us next.

Agent Fitz?

Um. Okay. Um. I have been thinking about what to say. Uh. Just... Words don't really seem enough. Here. I think that you are perfect. And, um... I don't deserve you, Jemma. I don't. I don't deserve you. And I'm well-aware that I'm the luckiest man on any planet.

Okay. Let's have the rings. Quickly, please, before this forest collapses around us. Okay, Fitz, repeat after me. "With this ring..."

With this ring...

...I thee wed.

...I thee wed.

So, you got the rings, huh? It's a nice one.

Turns out a lot of people pawn wedding rings. I had to find one that was gonna be small enough for his little-boy fingers. And then, for hers, found this ring that looks just like this one that my mom used to wear sometimes. It was my grandma's, I think.

Fitz is gonna do the best prosthetics work he's ever done for you, but it may take some time. We don't have the materials he needs here, but we're gonna find a way to get them. In the meantime, I need you to focus on resting and healing.

Sitting still isn't my strong suit.

I know, but he'll make it worth the wait. See? [Shows her his prosthetic arm] People can't even tell the difference. And, honestly, this one's way more fun. He's always adding...

Does it feel the same?

Actually, no. It doesn't feel at all, but you get used to it.

[To Mack] How are you gonna feel about dating someone with robo-parts?

Those aren't the parts that matter.

Mack!

What? Oh, no, come on. That's not what I meant. What I meant was that the thing I hate about robots is that they have no heart, no soul... those are the parts that matter.

Nice save. And sweet. Okay. You can be annoying again.

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