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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

Why would you lie about Daisy unless you sold her out?

Okay, well, this is probably the part where I should explain.

No. This is the part where May breaks your face. You explaining, kind of secondary.

Oh, please. That wasn't the first time you went for a payday. You weren't out to save lives. You made a profit.

The two aren't mutually exclusive.

When Hope died, the real Hope, she never came home, and, still, it took me weeks before I could walk into her nursery and take everything away, but I did it eventually.

It must have been hard.

But this Hope, my Hope in the Framework, she, uh... This is harder. I miss her so much. It's so much worse. Imagine that. I survived the pain of losing my real child, but I can't get over the pain of losing a fake one, so what kind of a father does that make me? Maybe Gunner was right about me. Maybe I really am already lost. I...

Hey. Hope might not have been real, but your love for her was. And that makes you a great father and a good man.

[Ghost Rider's] the strangest thing I've ever heard. Except for the sexy robot that you made that became human and wanted you to stick the old...

Please.

...floppy into her love drive.

Can we not talk about this, please?

Copy that. Message received. Well, my life has been perfectly boring by comparison. Mercenary work, working with unscrupulous dirtbags like Rusty.

How are things with Bobbi?

Good. Yeah. We're 100% compatible... 50% of the time. Nearly got married again, until the ninjas showed up.

So... you are together?

Together forever, just... doing our own thing. Distance is our savior. How about you and Simmons? Did you find a way to work it out?

Distance is our curse.

So... you and Simmons?

Yeah. Yeah, we're together now. Everyone knows. Even looked for a place together.

Oh, congrats, mate. I remember when you couldn't even admit that you liked her.

Maybe it should have stayed that way. Everything that keeps happening to us does seem like the universe doesn't want us to be together.

The universe doesn't want or care about anything. And even if it did, why wouldn't it want you to be together? You two are so perfect for each other, it makes everyone a little bit nauseous.

Maybe it's trying to protect her.

From what?

From me. From what I was in the Framework... 'cause that came from inside me. That... wasn't programming.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Careful. These are extremely volatile and unpredictable. Screw up once... you could lose a limb.

Once we do this, that's it, no turning back.

Let's do it.

Okay. Release the ferrets.

Brings back memories. We had some good times back in the day, in between all the bad times and being shot at and chased and attacked by monsters.

Yeah. This place, the base, always felt like home. Like family.

Ah, don't worry. You'll be together again soon.

You're just saying that.

Yeah, of course I am. They're stuck 70-odd years in the future, and our world's about to end. The odds, my friend, are not in your favor.

Are they ever?

Jemma, it's me. Don't turn around. Just play it cool. I've missed you so much. You know, I spent six months locked up in an off-the-books military prison—not to mention 80 years frozen in space—all just hoping to find you, and here you are. You know, I realized something. The universe can't stop us. 'Cause we've crossed galaxies. We've traveled through time. We've survived the bottom of the Atlantic just so we could be together. Now, a love like that, that's stronger than any curse. And you and I, we are unstoppable together. I, I don't want to live another day without you. So, Jemma Simmons, will you marry me?

[Simmons does not notice him.]

[Watching Ben get the upper hand in his fight against May.]

I came to see the Destroyer fight, not some ancient... has-been.

[May glares at him.]

FFlint

Well, how come I don't have my powers yet?

You have your power. It just hasn't revealed itself.

FFlint

How long did yours take?

Oh, it was a total disaster. I crusted over three weeks earlier, after eating fish soup and tacos.

FFlint

What are tacos?

What the hell kind of future is this?

Tacos are a food. Anyways, I had told myself this was just a dream. And then my cousin Francisco calls with bad news about his mom. I was upset, so I went to get a beer, and... whoosh! I'm back on my couch, beer in one hand. I realize I need a bottle opener, and whoosh again... I'm back on my couch, bottle opener in the other hand.

FFlint

What did you think was happening?

My heart was beating so fast, I thought someone had put cocaine in my beer.

Whoa. Dial it back, Escobar.

I got so worried, I told my cousin Francisco to come over. He spent countless hours talking me out of an exorcism.

How is Fitz even here?

I don't know! He just showed up out of nowhere with his own spaceship.

It's a baller move. Not to mention the whole bounty-hunter look he's rocking.

I still prefer him in cardigans.

Do you have any idea what he's planning?

Yeah, I'm not sure, actually. We haven't had a moment to speak, though it would seem he's here to purchase us.

What if it doesn't work?

I have a knife. [Shows Daisy a butter knife.]

We can do better.

Well, there was limited cutlery to choose from.

I'm never leaving you again.

[They kiss. Fitz ICEs Sinara.]

Then marry me, Fitz.

Absolutely.

Okay, come on.

Also, um, just to say, I did propose earlier, when Kasius had your hearing turned off.

[sarcastically] Oh, of course you did.

No, I... Seriously, I did.

I have a ship. We get there, then comes the plan. Hey, how's your head?

I'll tell you when the ringing stops. By the way, "fight to the death"? Really?

Yeah, well, I had to make a splashy entrance.

Yeah, well, you could have jumped in the octagon yourself, then.

Well, wouldn't be fair. I do push-ups now. Double digits.

You have no idea how good it is to see you. You're here... with a spaceship. Seems impossible.

Nothing is impossible anymore.

Full story later.

Yeah, there will be pints.

There will be gin.

Hello! That is the third Vrellnexian I have eliminated in pursuit of you! Not to toot my own horn, as you would say.

I would never say that. Who the hell are you?

My name is Enoch. Fitz sent me.

Fitz? How were you not eaten by those things?

They have no interest in me, as I have no tender insides for them to extract.

[angrily] I thought Fitz was done building robots.

I am not a robot. I am a sentient Chronicom from the constellation you know as Cygnus. I am here to aid you, you who will save humanity: Melinda May, Jemma Simmons, Phillip J. Coulson...

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