How you been James?
You know, just catching up on my soaps. What brings you out here in the middle of nowhere? Did you break things up with blondie, looking for a lap to cry on?
Are you drunk?
Well, I'm Australian, so yes.
Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
How you been James?
You know, just catching up on my soaps. What brings you out here in the middle of nowhere? Did you break things up with blondie, looking for a lap to cry on?
Are you drunk?
Well, I'm Australian, so yes.
You mess with a man's family, all bets are off.
The world fears our kind of power because not everyone has it. Only billionaires can build iron suits. Only the military can make super soldiers, which can only lead to a war of its own. Whereas I plan to apply a more... collectivist philosophy.
Does, uh... Does that mean we can get started?
Ok, the plan's simple. Go in, kill Hive, get out.
What's protocol when it comes to the other Inhumans in town?
Do not engage unless absolutely necessary. These people are under Hive's control. We don't want to hurt them. I can't be with you on the ground, but I will be watching your helmet feeds. Be careful and be smart. This may be our only chance to catch Hive by surprise.
And worse case scenario? If Hive can't be killed?
I suggest running. Very fast. Away.
You didn't see Daisy. She acted like we were still best of pals, all while threatening to murder me.
No, you're right. I didn't see that. I was much too busy listening to the disgusting face of Grant Ward act like my dead boyfriend.
That's true. That sounds worse.
Right. If this was a competition, then I'd win. I had to shoot him three times just to shut him up.
Hey! This area is authorized for Hydra personal only. Who the hell are you?
Hello gorgeous. I'm James. Single, 33, originally from Brisbane. I'm a Leo, with a little dab of Scorpio thrown in there for good measure. I like a decent drink, a decent meal, an indecent lass and not necessarily in that order. And you are?
Nauseous.
Was that a spaceship?
It's too small. Looks like more of a satellite.
Why am I not relieved?
I'm here because the president sent me. Sokovia Accords are the law of the land now. He's concerned you may have undocumented enhanced assets working for you.
And why would he think that?
Because he's not a moron. C'mon Phil, it's time for S.H.I.E.L.D. to come in from the cold. Relegitimize.
In exchange for revealing and registering any Inhumans we may have? Not gonna happen.
Why are you so pig-headed? It's good enough for the Avengers.
Not all of them. And the Avengers operate in the spotlight, we work in the shadows.
What's going on in those shadows Phil? That's what I want to know.
Well well well, if it isn't the hothead who tried to kill my bodyguard.
What's he doing in here? I thought this was a germ-free zone.
I see you two remember each other.
Armageddon. Whatever he's doing is pure evil. I'm talking end of times, biblical evil. 2000 years of darkness evil.
You need a beer. And some faith.
You ever wonder if that's a word we use to fool ourselves? To give us false hope?
That's how evil wins. When good people begin to doubt, and run the other way, instead of stand up and fight. You see it everywhere. In Colombia we have a saying El mal presas los débiles porque miedos fuertes.
Evil preys on the weak because it fears the strong.
[Yo-Yo winks at Mack]
Do you have any idea how to stop him? You make him sound invincible.
Calm down general. You'll pull something.
Calm down? This is an end-of-the-world type deal! Don't you tell me to calm down! I'm the one who tells you to calm down! [pause] How are you so calm anyway?
I'm getting used to this sort of thing.
This is Agent Daisy Johnson. I'm coming home. Repeat. I'm coming home.
[about the kill switches to hers and Lincoln's vests] Would you really use these? [Mack looks away solemnly, but doesn't reply] Good. Because I'd rather die than be anyone's slave.
I don't know why you're on this damned mission. It's too dangerous. That's why you should have this. [hands her back her cross]
What do you think you're doing?
I'm giving you your cross back. You need it more than I do.
This isn't a lucky rabbit's foot. This is a symbol of faith! Who would return such a gift?
You think I'm not romantic? I'm gonna do something with you on that island that will take your breath away.
What is... eh... are... are you... what?
Snorkelling!
When Hive takes over a body, he steals that person's memories. That's as close to stealing a soul as you can get.
Memory is the scribe of the soul.
The Bible?
Aristotle. What? I have dimensions.
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