Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
As for you, Agent Fitz, you'll hold a very high rank, run our tech division if you volunteer. If not, you'll have no rank and a lot of pain. Of course, either way, your services will be required.
You're gonna suffer for what you've done. And I I plan on being a very big part of that.
[chuckles] I like you, kid.
You're not Clairvoyant?
Hardly. But if it's any consolation, you weren't alone in believing, not by a long shot.
So you're a liar. You're a fraud.
An artist. A con artist, perhaps, but an artist all the same. Had to pull the wool over S.H.I.E.L.D.'s eyes somehow to do what we set out to do. Remember what that was?
To change the world.
Why don't you take a seat and let me show you how we're doing that? Oh, don't worry. I wouldn't dream of letting Ernesto cut your hair.
[Raina takes a seat in the barber's chair]
[Leaning in with a smile] Welcome to Hydra.
Skye, please tell me something good.
We have internet.
Yay! And boy, have I lowered my expectations.
Nick Fury gave me this badge. When he did, I swore an oath, we all did. To serve when everything else fails, to be humanity's last line of defence, to be the shield.
Once we hit the fridge and grab all the fun toys tucked away inside we'll be able to take any base we want.
[Lifts both hands straight in a Nazi salute] Hail Hydra!
Alright, alright, put your arms down, Kaminsky, you look like a West Texas cheerleader at pep rally.
Fury sent us these coordinates for a reason.
And what reason is that?
[Losing control of his rage] I don't know, May! I don't know! There's got to be something here! This means something! This has to mean something! The world needs us! HYDRA is out there! We cannot let them win! We– we cannot let them define us! Do you understand that? We are not agents of nothing! We are agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., and that still carries weight! It– It has to carry weight! After everything we've been through, THAT CARRIES WEIGHT!!!!
Yeah, we're safe here. But what about everyone else? The people that don't happen to have access to a top secret, underground shelter? What about them? I don't know if it's wise, but it's right. I'm taking a team, and that's the end of it.
So you're not gonna mention your grandfather?
It's not something I advertise. Didn't want to be treated any different because I'm a legacy.
If I was the grandson of a Howling Commando, I'd have that tattooed on my chest.
What's the difference between an egg and a rock?
Edible. Not.
Well, that's absurd. The differences are-
-innumerable. If you want, I can start listing them but then-
-we'll be here all day.
You wash up on a deserted island alone. Sitting on the sand is a box. What is in that box?
Machete.
A sat phone so I can call someone to get me off that island.
How big is the box?
Just say the first answer that comes into your mind. What's in that box?
Simmons.
That's a hard one. Let me think. The TARDIS.
I want to say my laptop, fully charged. But I don't want to seem subversive - with the Rising Tide and all...
You're over-thinking it.
The laptop would be stupid, anyway. There's no wi-fi.
The NSA. You want to hack the NSA? That's a bad idea, Skye. That's a terrible idea. The NSA's already got S.H.I.E.L.D. on its watch list. Why poke the bear - the big, scary, waterboarding bear?
[to the numerous agents surrounding her] 3 minutes and 20 seconds. Really? If you were my agents, it wouldn't be for long.
[to Talbot] If I come out, will you shoot me? 'Cause then I won't come out.
Hold your fire, soldiers.
We're not Hydra. We're agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Well, right now, to the rest of the world, that's the same thing.
You think I don't want to watch him suffer?
Not suffer. Die. Garrett doesn't think you're gonna let that happen.
He's a murderer.
Yes, he is. Are you?
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