SShopkeeper
Now I see why they call you "Fullmetal"! It's because of that armor!
Um... I'm not the Fullmetal Alchemist. He is.
SShopkeeper
What, that little shorty?
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BEAN-SPROUT MIDGET?!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Oh, that reminds me. Colonel, what do you think of this ring?
...What's this?
I just told you, it's a ring!
I'm sorry, but I cannot accept a gift like this from another man.
It's not a gift, you moron!
Oh? So you're giving it to a girl? Haha, you're blossoming early, shrimp!
That ain't it either, and don't call me a shrimp!
It looks like a normal old ring to me. Is there something special about it?
Well, you see... No, it's nothing. Just forget it
Hmm... Something's fishy here, and it ain't cod. Wait a minute! You're not planning on wooing my daughter at an early age, are you!?
Excuse me?
...Roy, let's grill this shrimp up. I'll get the skewers...
...And I'll provide the flames.
Ed, how could you? Trying to win her favor at the age of two! You start early, don't you?
SHADDUP!!!
[to Roy] SHADDUP! If your security was as tight as your ass, we wouldn't of got involved in the first place!
[walking in the desert] It's hotter than two chimeras mating in a boiler room...
[after Al bumps into him] What's the matter Al? Did you forget how to walk in a straight line- Stop bumping into me!
S-sorry... th-these spooky places give me the creeps.
[laughs] I can't believe you got the heebie-jeebies, Al! You're a big suit of armor! Look at the Lieutenant; walking all bravely up there, leadin' the way- and she's just a girl!
[Hawkeye turns suddenly around to face Ed; gun pointed at his head]
Ahh-Wha!! Wh-wh-wh-whoa! Put that down, Lieutenant! I didn't mean to insult you in any way, I swear! I just meant 'cause you're-
[Hawkeye fires three times; just above Ed's head. Al drops to the ground, covering his helmet with his arms in fear.]
Geez, don't you guys know how to come onto a scene- without making a scene? You're so attention starved!
Right... You knew I'd have to show my face sometime. So, how have things been going, FullMetal? Look's like this was a close call- guess that means you owe me one.
I don't owe you anything! These golems couldn't get an inch on- WWAAAHHHH!
[Roy snaps his fingers, making a bomb go off right behind Ed, sending him flying forward; killing the monsters, but made the corpses pile up on Ed in the process.]
[holds up two fingers] Now, you owe me two.
[as he struggles to get loose] Arghh!! If you're my backup- then back me up!!
[laughs] That's funny. But, I'm not here for backup, FullMetal.
Erhh...Huh?
You fought bravely enough. Now, you can leave it in the hands of the state.
VOVoice over train speaker
We are the People's Eastern Revolution Front. We have assumed control of this train. I repeat, we are the-
People's Eastern Revolution Front? Sounds like a bunch of names cut and pasted together.
TTerrorist
Hey, you in the armor and shorty! [Ed twitches angrily] Who gave you permission to chat!? Just shut up and fork over the valuables!
T2Terrorist 2
This is perfect! Okay, you, take the goods from the muscle man and the armor, and get your butt over here, shorty!
[cringes as his eyes slit black; veins pulsing all over his face] Who are you calling shorty!?
TTerrorist
Heh- You, of course! Who the heck else is there? You shorty!
[charges ragingly as he claps, transmuting his automail into a hammer] YOU CALLING ME THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS' KIND OF SHORTY!? [slugs the first terrorist out of the train, sending him flying off into the distance]
Impressive, Edward Elric!
T2Terrorist 2
That alchemist...!
GBGenz Bresslau
I am Genz Bresslau, the Armor-Piercing Alchemist, and the strongest in the military!
Eep... But I've never heard of you.
And just WHO says you're the strongest in the military, anyway? Your mom doesn't count, you know.
GBGenz Bresslau
Wait... You guys can't be...? Yer not Fullmetal Alchemist Edward Elric, are you?
Gosh, Brother, you're a celebrity!
What's it to you? Do you want me to sign your forehead or something?
AAl
I'm Alphonse Elric.
I'm Corniche Royce. Edward, you're a State Alchemist?
EEd
Yeah.
Wow! I'm taking an exam right now to become a State Alchemist.
I think I can help more people by using my healing alchemy once I'm a State Alchemist.
AAl
That's great.
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