Shut up, thief.
Oh dear, romance me with small talk.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Discard two. Geez, more junk.
Hmm…
Just discard already!
Sorry! I’ll take two as well, holy, hey, uh, brother. Want to double the bet?
Suit yourself.
Heh, sorry, I’ve got a full house.
I’m sorry, too: royal flush.
No way! I thought for sure I’d win for once. All right, this time I’m going to-
I quit, I’m bored.
Bored? Bored of what? Winning? You haven’t lost yet! Why don’t you lose on purpose for a while?
It’s not about the cards, Al. It’s who we got to see: Mustang.
You don’t want to meet with him?
Of course I don’t, Al! Our best lead on the stone turned out to be a fake! All this searching and we’ve got nothing to show for it!
But we’ve done lots of good.
Good? Good goes on a military report, and a sidebar for collateral damage. I can see his face, his sarcastic little quips, just thinking about it, makes me completely nauseous.
Are you sure it's OK to stop? We were supposed to go straight to East City.
It's right on the way. Maybe we can find something about the Philosopher’s Stone and avoid a lecture. Besides Aquroya's a tourist hot spot. I've always wanted to check it out…
Feels kind of like we're playing hooky. Don't you think?
STOP BEING SO-! Eh? (cards fell out of Ed's left sleeve, specifically zooming in on three Ace of Spades
Hmm? What do we have here? What an oddly good hand of cards! (Ed runs away) UHHH! ED! YOU CHEATER! COME BACK I WANT EVERYTHING YOU WON FROM ME AND I THOUGHT I WAS JUST UNLUCKY!
It is a beautiful city, isn't it?
I'll say. Aquroya: The City of Water, and primal tourist magnet. It sure beats that East City dust-bowl and having to see the Colonel's know-it-all grin, don't you think!? (A car comes by and gets Ed wet) WHAT THE HELL'S YOUR PROBLEM PAL!?
Heheh, well, it is the city of water.
Grr… (Claps his hands together and makes an alchemic light, looks up to see his hand had been handcuffed.) Hey, shouldn't we talk first? Gah…!
CChief
You're coming' to the station. I've got some questions for you, Alchemist…
CChief
So, you’re telling me you’re with the state, and that you’re the famous Fullmetal, hero of the people?
(Through full mouth of food) How many times do I have to say it chief, that watch should be proof enough!
CChief
Sure, if it’s real, but I have my doubts, I’d say you’re too short for a hero.
Who are you calling so small?! You want to crunch like an ant!?
Brother, please, he didn’t say anything like that.
CChief
Sorry for the third-degree, kid, had to test you. We’ve got a thief on our backs named Psiren, and we’re all a little on edge.
Psiren?
CChief
Yeah, real name’s unknown; the only lead we’ve got is she uses alchemy, so I thought you just might be connected. Hmm… But you say you’re with the state, and the Fullmetal Alchemist, no less.
Damn that guy! He kept saying the same thing for three hours straight! He probably wears that hat to hide the hole in his brain.
Still, doesn’t it concern you, a criminal using alchemy to steal?
Crap!
Hmm? Bother, you don’t look so good.
My stomach feels… Oh!
DDoctor
Well, it looks like a little bit of food poisoning, that’s all.
It’s not from eating too much?
Oh, shut up.
DDoctor
We’ll need to give you an injection. Clara?
Injection?
DDoctor
Yeah, just a poke.
(running like a bat out of Hell) NO! GET AWAY FROM ME! I DON’T NEED IT! (Alphonse grabs him)
It’s just a little needle. You’ll be fine.
I FEEL BETTER! I'M CURED!
Don’t be a baby! Take off your coat!
I HATE YOU, AL! WHY DO YOU WANT TO SELL OUT YOUR OWN BROTHER?! YOU’RE EVIL!
You don’t mean that!
I’LL TURN YOU ALL INTO FISH! (Clara puts a finger to his lips) Uh?!
CClara
There. You’re all done, Ed. That didn’t hurt at all, did it?
Fast work. You didn’t even notice.
CClara
And after all that fuss.
Yeah, so what’s your point?
CClara
We all have to grow up some time, right?
So, is the rude commentary included in the bill?
She was so good at her job, smart, and gorgeous too. I can’t stop thinking about her.
You’ve got the weirdest taste in women, Al; she was a bad gift in pretty wrapping.
Sleep tight, pipsqueak!
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK?! YOU KNOW, I'D BE TALL TOO IN HEELS!
If you find it, tell me and I'll steal it for you.
You know, it's funny. Every crook I meet wants to tell me how much I'm just like them. But there's a big difference between you and me and the burdens we bear.
Bare? Love to.
You wanna start something with me?
RRussell
No, I don't wanna fight with you, Ed, so why don't you turn around and go home? And leave us to take care of things around here.
That's not the way you beg somebody to do something! [pointing to ground] On your knees! [pause; points to ground repeatedly] I said get down on the ground!
RRussell
What, so we can see eye to eye? Surely you must be used to people looking down on you!
The fake you doesn't need a circle either!
Like I said, let's take care of those kids first. It's been a while since I've killed anyone. I kinda miss it...wanna watch?
MMugear
As long as I have the Red Water, no one can stop me! Least of all a diminutive State Alchemist and his copycat friends!
RRussell
Ed!
"Diminutive State Alchemist." Points for the big word, but you're still goin' down!
Even with your stones, I'm on a whole other level!
About Liore, that desert town in Ed’s report, are you aware that General Hukuro’s detachment has been dispatched over there?
Uh!
I hear it’s turning into a pretty ugly civil war… Ed said their prophet, Cornello, had been removed as a sham, and the people would open their eyes, but a priest is still there and going strong. Do you think you should send Ed over to investigate?
Ed believes he saved that town… It’s one of the first successes he had… I’ll let him keep thinking that for awhile. He’ll learn the truth soon enough… We always do…
So, isn’t it about time you told me? I know you didn’t all come here to observe us.
The bigwigs. They kept wearing the Führer down until he agreed to move us. It’s the Alchemist Killer, Roy. There have already been five officer slayings in Central.
You got a death wish or something Colonel?
Thats a stupid question Havoc. And when I'm Führer, there will be changes. That day, all female officers will be required to wear... Tiny Miniskirts!
(Grasping Roy's leg with a nosebleed) I'll follow you for the rest of my life colonel!
Yes!
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