Anyone who doesn't wanna get shot, raise your hands!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Who cares if you're free? What good's freedom if you're alone?
What good's family if you're a slave?
Let me do the talking. Just smile and make like we're friends.
Friends? That's an extra hundred.
Chiseler.
EEdwidge
You're in deep water, Mr. Penguin.
Thank you, Edwige. That is where penguins thrive.
It's the onions that bring it together. The sweetness and the acid, am I right?
I hate stakeouts.
Mmm, half of good police work is the ability to sit on one's ass when it's called for.
If that were true, you'd be commissioner.
Why are you helping me?
Maybe you remind me of me... if I was a doofus.
You've got a future here, Butch. You're a hard worker, and you're loyal to a fault. [pause] If only you were loyal to me.
And now he's dead. Nice work, Bullock.
Oh yeah. My kicks did it? Maybe it's because he's fried like a taquito!
What do you call a three-legged cow?
I am terrible...
Lean beef.
Or supper. At my place.
You're cute, for a doctor.
Thanks. You're cute, for a gangster.
You don't have the stomach to kill me yourself? No wonder your family was run out of town. You come from a long line of cowards.
[bored sigh] Fine.
[he grabs a gun and puts it to Cobblepot's head]
Any last words?
Yes. I'm going to kill you. [stabs him]
You tell us what the hell is going on with Penguin, or we leave you with Zsasz.
You can't do that.
Bullock?
We can totally do that.
SSSilver St. Cloud
[after Bruce leaves the room] While it's just us girls, let me give you a little advice. You come around here again... it would be bad for you.
Who the hell are you?
SSSilver St. Cloud
I'm Bruce's friend. His only friend. And you're a piece of gutter trash. Let me ask you something: Would anyone miss you if one day you were just... gone? [Selina says nothing] I didn't think so.
I'm here for Gilzean. Anyone who leaves now, leaves alive. Anyone who stays, dies. You have 60 seconds to do the math.
I had high hopes for you. I thought you were prepared to make the hard choices, to do whatever it takes to rid Gotham of its monsters.
I am. I've just decided I'm gonna start with you.
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