There's plenty to eat in the kitchen. Alfred will be happy to fix you some...
No, he won't be, will he? Because it's not a bloody hotel!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Why are you doing that?
Training.
Oh... like the boxing. So, if anyone mugs you with a diving board, you'll be ready, huh?
I'm coming with you.
All right. You're pretty handy for a valet.
[racks his pistol] Butler, mate. I'm the butler.
Why can't I call Alfred or Detective Gordon to let them know I'm okay?
Because we're disappearing. You got to be like smoke. Smoke doesn't make phone calls.
Let me ask you a question. What's up with all the weird homework about your mom and dad?
I'm trying to understand why it happened.
There's no why. Bad stuff happens. You--you got to get over it.
Maybe you're right.
Of course I'm right. You want to kiss me?
No, thank you.
You really scared me, Master Bruce. If you die... who employs butlers anymore?
I know you. You're Mario Pepper's daughter.
Yes. Who are you?
I'm Bruce Wayne.
[bitter] Yes, you are. Billionaire Bruce Wayne.
Stay cool, now, Ivy…
I am cool! Why would you tell me to stay cool? Why are you telling me what to do?
I'm not. I'm just saying I don't want you to get mad at him. He's a friend.
Why would I get mad at him? It's not his fault. [gives Bruce an accusing look] Is it? Did you kill my father? Did you make my mother cut her wrists?
[stunned] No.
Somebody did. Somebody did, but not him. What are you doing? Are you doing okay?
I'm okay. And you?
[agitated] I'm doing okay. How do I look?
[a little stunned] You look good.
[to Ivy] Have you seen Clyde the fence around?
Yeah, he's working out of the Factory on the Narrows. [looks to Bruce] He's cute, isn't he?
Yes, he is. ptakes Bruce by the arm and starts leaving] Uh, thanks, Ivy, good to see you. Uh... we got to go run and see Clyde.
Oh. Okay, fine. Bye, then.
[Selina and Bruce walks away.]
Keep. Moving.
She's just a little girl. Why are you so scared of her? [looks back to Ivy]
[alarmed] Because she's scary! Don't look back!
You know I'd bring you back here in a second…if I could.
I know. It's all good, Captain.
You do look spiffy in the uniform.
Yeah, if spiffy means dorky.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Let this be a lesson to you, yes?
Yes, sir.
You're a smart monkey... but you're a monkey. And I'm the zookeeper.
What?
You're the famous detective Jim Gordon, aren't you?
That's my name. I'm not sure about "famous."
Notorious, then?
Nearer the mark.
Hey, pal.
RRoyston
In a cow slip's bell I lie, there I crouch when owls do cry.
All right. I can dig that.
A simple phone call would resolve things, I'm sure.
But, see, I like having you here. 'Cause I can sit at my desk and look at you. It's soothing. Like a bonsai tree.
What's a bonsai tree?
[Oswald thunks his head against the bars.]
[to Loeb] This is the first I've seen you down here with the rank and file. You must be desperate.
CGCommissioner Gillian Loeb
Follow me.
[to Gordon] Really nice knowing you.
CGCommissioner Gillian Loeb
Bring your friend Bullock.
[to Gordon] I hate you. I hate you.
JGJack Gruber
Now I see the world for what it really is. An abandoned factory full of broken machines. Some--very few--can be fixed. Most... just have to be scrapped.
What are you laughing at?
Ah, it's good to be back.
Only a man from a lunatic asylum would say that. You're like a human roller coaster, except you only go down.
Wouldn't that make him more of an elevator?
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