Ed, what you got?
I have a paradox for you.
What?
Well, a paradox, Detective, is when you...
I know what a paradox is, smart-ass.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Bad dream.
Oh. Was I in it?
Not this time.
RGRichard Gladwell
[to a victim he's about to burn alive] You know if it were up to me, this would be over quick, without all the fuss. My father used to say, "Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication." But it's not up to me. And my customer specifically asked me to send a message. And you know what they say: The customer is always right.
Where is he? Where is Potolsky?
ISIsaac Steiner
Those hypocrites! Empty altruism will not erase what they've done. They must pay.
Who? Who must pay?
ISIsaac Steiner
WellZyn. Wayne Enterprises. Everyone will finally see them for what they are.
How? Where's Potolsky headed?
What's 'altruism?'
Could you pass me that blue folder over there?
Well, I suppose as hobbies go, this is a damn sight better than grilling yourself like a bloody pork chop. Still, not particularly healthy, is it?
Thank you.
Are you listening to me?
Y--yeah. yeah, for sure. I'll take a walk later. Thank you, Alfred.
TRTaylor Reece
WellZyn has no connection to this tragedy. We will vigorously pursue legal action against any individuals making assertions to the contrary.
Do you think we push a button, or does she just rewind automatically?
What's your name again?
Everyone here calls me Penguin, sir.
You don't like that name, huh? Yeah, well, you're wrong. It's a good name. Works for you.
Where the hell have you been?
Personal business.
You disappear in the middle of a case, you can't even tell me why?
That's what "personal" means.
DDetective Dix
Gotham's golden rule, Harvey: No heroes.
Barbara... This city... the law, the crime here, they're all... twisted up in each other like a maze. I came here to be a cop. This city needs something else.
I didn't realize this before. You're a hypnotist, right?
MDr. Marks
A hypnotherapist.
Oh, therapist. It's a funny word, therapist. Can either mean "therapist" or "the rapist."
GThe Goat
Randall Milkie is undone. Gone. This body is moved by the Spirit of the Goat.
Uh, we're going to go with Milkie. I've already done the paperwork.
DDetective Dix
He always thinks he's the smartest one in the room.
I know, right?
[annoyed] That's because I'm always in a room full of idiots.
MDr. Marks
It's true, isn't it? You can't really hypnotize somebody to do something that they don't already want to do. And deep down, we all want to eat the rich.
You're under arrest for conspiracy to commit murder, coercion, and a few things we'll probably have to name after you.
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