[Adam had just ignited the hydrogen under a skin sample covering a wooden box, which explodes violently.]
WHOA! (in quiet voice) Okaaaay... is everybody okay?
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
Eh... fresh underwear for Mr. Savage, please.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Show me what you got, cheater.
Why is it that the first day of rain we get for the entire year, is going to be the day we're using... high explosives and electricity - whoooo!!!
Now behave, or we're going to make you into a coat.
So, can you clearly communicate what clever canine conundrum you're currently concocting?
What?!?
What's the myth?
[Holding shotgun] Boy, you'd better marry my daughter!
If I had any dignity, that would have been humiliating.
(To Jamie) Come, Silent Walrus, let us storm the castle! I will don my safety gear!
Oh, I am as stealthy as the night. Don't I look like silent death, bringing justice in the night?
(In a hill-billy accent) Dude, give it more gas! Ah hell. That ain't a truck no more, that's a dynamometer!
It bleeds!
One way to tell that Mythbusters has been in the area: look for shrapnel in the trees.
[Jamie is about to shoot an oven door with a shotgun.]
(with British accent) All right, Jamie, here's your motivation: this oven door 'as run off with your wife, [Jamie laughs] and you've decided to gear up and get even. So go for it!
[Jamie shoots oven door couple of times. Adam starts laughing at the second shot.]
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
I guess the moral is: don't elope with Mrs. Hyneman.
[Adam gives his assessment of what happens when an aerosol can is tossed in a campfire.]
While I don't necessarily think it's lethal, it definitely took a while to happen. So you might think, "Oh well. I guess nothing's gonna happen." and come back over here... BOOM! All of a sudden, your head's in a fireball and you're missing an eyebrow - and I know what that's like.
[Cue flashback from Cell Phone Destruction.]
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
...and our trio of tall-tale tacklers (are) speaking in bull.
Moooo!
Those are whales.
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