[After Jamie tosses Simulaide Suzy into the slingshot yoke.]
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
When it comes to handling children, Jamie's old school.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
With an array of test-firings planned, Adam paints the projectile to guard against lead poisoning. Because - that's bad.
[The team has tested the effect of a 45 MPH crash with an unsecured hatchet in the back of a car.]
This is your head. [thumps box of ballistic gel with axe through it] This is your head with an axe in it! Are we clear?
I'm sure that there is a speed where a bobble-head could be lethal, but I don't think 45 mph is that speed.
So clearly the second spike was Buster twisting to get out of the way of the deadly tissue box!
That the tissue box is the only thing in the car that's completely undamaged might just prove the myth!
Well, I like danger.
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
With the hard work done... Adam arrives.
We're not leaving here without Buster, man. Leave no crash-test dummy behind!
[Shortly after Buster hits the ground from 400 feet.]
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
Small crash-test dummies, friends and family of Buster may find the following pictures disturbing.
[seeing Buster's remains] Oh no! Oh, my God! Oh, crime-iny!
RLRob Lee
"Criminy"? So shocked he makes up a new word.
I think I'm calling the local fire department and seeing if they have any Simulaids.
[The escape slide is about to hit the ground at a survivable speed after being dropped from 2,000 feet and lands.]
[running to the landed escape slide] Wowwwww!
[Kari, Tory, and Grant are borrowing Adam and Jamie's jet pack to retest a myth.]
If there is one scratch, one out of place bolt on this jet pack, Jamie and Adam will lock us in a closet for the rest of the season.
[Jamie has just suggested getting an RPG to blow up a car.]
That's the next revisit; someone's gonna write in and say, "you guys should have used an RPG, 'cause that would definitely have blown up the car!" and then we'll go get one of those, and then we'll blow up the car, and then there will be some other problem.
And we're fine with that!
I love having bacteriological... test stuff!
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
Adam's as happy as a kid with a new chemistry set. Come to think of it, Adam is a kid with a new chemistry set.
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