[Just after Tory tests the electric fence through their contraption.]
On a scale of 1 to 10, what was the electrocution pain on that one?
Uh, I would say 211.
Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[Just after Tory tests the electric fence through their contraption.]
On a scale of 1 to 10, what was the electrocution pain on that one?
Uh, I would say 211.
[Just after Scottie is shocked.]
Ho-leee!!!! I feel like I just got punched in the chest!
What he [Adam] doesn't know is they might have replaced the ancient batteries with an electric fence transformer...which would be the dirtiest trick in MythBusting history.
[Kari and Tory have hooked an electric fence generator into something Adam's going to be touching without his knowledge.]
Now, you guys haven't hooked in the electric fence thing in here, have you?
Hahahahaha, no!
OW! *bleep bleep*
[Just after Adam is shocked.]
Did you feel God?
Science, plus beer, equals good!
[A civil war recreationalist has just shot a bullet straight into a small cloth pouch over 50 feet away.]
Bloody hell, I think he did it…
And in the pouch, well, let's just say a sample of genetic legacy has been obtained and dyed blue for easier visibility.
Genetic legacy? IT'S SPERM! Any kid in grade school knows that! Helps make babies, you know?
[Adam is on his knees behaving like a stereotypical mad scientist's hunchbacked assistant - and speaking like it]
What are your plans, my master?
We are going to take over the world.
Ohhh, yeeesss.
(Introducing the first attempt at breaking glass while Dr. Roger Schwenke of Meyer Sound paces, seemingly looking for something)
So, this is "MythBusters" wine glass breaking test number one, simply playing a tone through the speaker to the glass. That's it.
I'm really sorry. I need to actually plug that speaker into something.
Oh, details, details.
The best-case scenario is that the glass shatters in my face! How do you think that makes me feel?
Jaime, what am I doing wrong?
You have got to shave your moustache!
(While Tory is constructing a Jet engine with vacuum parts):
Yeah...there's probably a bunch of engineers looking at me and going "What the hell is he doing here?!" And, ah...I've been asking myself that as well on a moment-by-moment basis...
I love aluminum... aluminum, I love you [smooches aluminium part].
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