Did I ever tell you that I worked as a concrete inspector for several months up in Seattle?
Was this before or after you were the big animal veterinarian for the circus?
No, I never did that. You must be mistaken.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Think, then act. Don't act, then think.
[Looking at level on top of homemade concrete prison] Oh my God, it's level! [level falls over] awwwww...
Time for us to pit our skills against each other.
You have an unfair advantage because you've broken out of a Mexican prison before.
[Adam notices that Jamie is using a radio part on his salsa.]
What is that?
This is a radio.
How'd you get a bloody radio?
I was good.
[After spending hours trying to dissolve the window bar]
If anything, my bar is bigger! I'm increasing the mass of the bar!!
[Jamie watches Adam burning salsa.]
He's practicing for his experience with the electric chair.
[Adam burns his hand with salsa.]
Ow! [cries in pain] ow, hot, burning, salsa napalm!
[Jamie watches Adam scrape burnt salsa off his bars.]
God, this stuff smells rank.
It looks kinda like... poo.
[Adam handles a silk shirt soaked in urine.]
You know, I don't think Jackie Chan used real wee for this. God, this stuff smells rank. Eew, it's warm! I didn't want it to be warm! There's wee everywhere!
It's our mission to destroy the car, no matter what.
This is pure dumb luck, if it works, that's why I wanted Adam on it.
[to Adam] Anytime you show up I'm scared.
[to Adam] Your way of working is one of the great mysteries of our time.
This is MythBusters - of course I'm expecting problems.
[to Kari, about Tory] Let's egg him on until he hurts himself. That's always fun.
[She and Kari encourage him to jump over a wagon on his bicycle; he tries, but fails spectacularly.]
[to Tory, laughing] Why do I always laugh when you get hurt?
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