Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[Scottie and Kari are recording various lines for their 'nice' and 'nasty' houses]
[to a pea plant] I hope your roots rot in hell. The only thing you're good for is giving people gas.
[yelling to another pea plant] YOU SUCK FRESHMAN [censored]! [to a crew member (normal voice)] How's that?
Beautiful round green peas...
You nasty little awful green pea that's ruined every single burrito I've ever had.
[Talking while mimicing a mitten puppet.] The plants are doing very well today, Tory!
[In the same puppet voice.] Hi Tory, what plants do you think are doin' better?
Hey, you guys... [Leading them to the door in a concerned way]
Well I think the heavy metal plants are better! Because there's so much anger in this world it really helps to listen to that kinda stuff so we can get it all out.
Its okay, shhhh.
[Answering herself] Oh! I can see what you mean! That classical music really kinda makes the hairs on my neck stand up!
Lets get out of the sun.
Dumbass peas.
Me and Tory are going to try one of the Death Metal peas.
[On experimenting with different mixtures of gunpowder.]
In this line of questioning, the only way to know without... being educated is to just keep on trying different formulations. And at a certain point we have to stop and just, you know, blow [censored] up.
[Adam has failed at several attempts to create effective rockets.]
I think we need to get some professional help... and then I think we need some rocket experts.
[Adam joins Jamie as he's making new rocket fuel.]
You makin' pudding?
80 pounds of gunpowder, 22 idiots, 1 crash-test dummy... priceless.
[Just after the first rocket chair launch.]
Just like Xuan Hu, Buster's vanished, but he's no astronaut. In fact...he's toast.
His a** is on fire!
And here I thought the Elevator of Death was the most damage he's ever withstood. He is burnt to a crisp!
[in a Chinese accent] I going to teach you a lesson.
I'm staring at a Chinese-dressed crash test dummy on a throne strapped to 70 pounds of gunpowder. [laughs] I just had another one of those Mythbuster moments.
Buster was taken to another world in a puff of smoke.
Kind of makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, don't it?
If you mean it makes me feel like I feel about the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus, yeah, that kind of warm and fuzzy, cause it's a FANTASY!
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