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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

CACIndy as Jimmy

[To Sheen who wants to put their Bodies/personalities back together} "You can't even put mashed potatoes together!"

Look! There's Jimmy's entire memory of the 3rd grade.

And we drag that to the Jimmy side. "Supreme dislike of show-offy boys."

That's Cindy. Oh, yeah.

[Later...]

[tiredly] "Ability to whistle." Can Cindy whistle?

I don't know.

We gave Jimmy rapturous enjoyment of mustard. Let's give Cindy whistling.

[Much, much later...]

Let's see... "Extreme dislike of girls who dislike boys who dislike girls who dislike show-offy boys who dislike pedantic show-offy girls who dislike..."

SO CONFUSING! TOO MANY WORDS! Just throw that one away already! [the memory with the words "Extreme dislike of girls who dislike boys who dislike girls who dislike show-offy boys who dislike pedantic show-offy girls who dislike..." is deleted; memory allocation is complete] And download. [pulls the lever]

Jimmy? Cindy? Are you finally back in your own bods again?

CJCindy/Jimmy

No! 'Cause it's all Neutron's fault!

JCJimmy/Cindy

My fault? What are you talking about?

CJCindy/Jimmy

If it weren't for Folfax, Wheezer, and Estevez, none of this would have happened, and our pants and ankles are stil different!

JCJimmy/Cindy

Well, it's also all your fault we're still each other in this jam!

In July '97, three normal kids from our town heading home from an all-night swim meet.

And so, in 1851, physicist Jean Foucault, hung a pendulum from a 200 foot wire-much as I've done here-and proved the Earth revolves.

Every thinking person knows the Phantom's just a fable.

Oh, obsess, why don't ya? You're only putting down Nick because despite all your logic you're just as scared of the Phantom as everyone else.

No kid who goes to Retroland after midnight has ever been seen again.

[walks up to the front door of Jimmy's house; reading his letter to him] "Dear, Jimmy. I can't come with you tonight, as I have decided to join the French Foreign Legion. This is a decision I do not make likely, as I…" [notices Jimmy looking at him as he opens the front door] Hi, Jimmy. I thought you said 11:30.

Well, you'd have surely been on a plane to Algeria by then, Carl.

Sheen, the Phantom of Retroland is gonna tear us limb from limb and eat us! Say something!

You ever notice how Jimmy's hair is like one of those gum massager things? It's all swirly and… What?!

Glad you could make it, Sheen. How did you sneak out?

Oh, I just told my grandma that I had to go to a deserted theme park to be eaten by a maniac. She told me to wear clean underwear.

I wonder what order he'll eat us in.

He's kidding, Carl. No one's going to eat us. [checks the time on his wrist watch] Three, two one, midnight! Hah! We did it! We took a hypothesis, constructed a scientific protocol, and conclusively proved it false. Take that, Nick and all your ilk!

You know what I smell, Jimmy?

Victorious truth rising above the ashes of superstition?

No. [turns around, pointing to something] Salami. [Zoom out to reveal the Phantom's salami leg; screams]

Stand your ground! It's obviously a trick.

Could you sign this, "To Sheen. With admiration and affection," please?

[Goddard barks at the Phantom while defending the boys, only for the Phantom to growl at him again]

[as the Phantom chases them to pendulum ride] He's not real! He's a mythical construct!

Hey, better safe than swallowed, Jimmy. Oh, he'll just climb in.

Not if we're moving.

Jimmy, what about science?!

Science, science, zoopity zcience! He's outta control!

Jimmy! You're like a hamster! Or a gerbil! Or a dolphin or something!

[to Hugh] Why don't you spend some quality time with Jimmy? It could be a special Father-Son day.

That's a great idea! I used to have those with my Aunty all the time! Only we called them Aunty-Nephew days, but it's probably the same basic, uh, idea. We could go to the park, we could, uh… eat cheese! We could even go to Retroland! I love those zig-zaggy lines! They're so … not … straight.

[sighs] Oh, Hugh.

Now, glove up! Eyes on the ball! Gaylord Perry taught me this one! It's a "KnuckleBall"! Ready?!

Brain blast! Carl, hand me that hamster trail. Sheen, get my magnifying ray. I'm gonna lure Mr. Wuggles back to the lab with the one thing no hamster can resist.

Hugh, that was not our son! That thing had fur, and big teeth, and whiskers!

I've been calling him, "furry Jimmy."

[over her mind] I'm never leaving you two alone again. Hmph! [walks off]

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