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I've got it! [Giving the box to Avasarala]
You've done your planet a great service!
She says that to everyone - let's go!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Sit still, you're gonna need it!
[feeling the "Juice"] Ooh, ooh, get me off this ship!
Hitch your tits and pucker up, it's time to peel the paint! [accelerating the Razorback away from the exploding ship]
Hey ya’ll. This is Alex, your daddy. Well I mean, your husband and your daddy. This feels kind of awkward actually, talking like we all don’t know each other. But I guess it’s…it has been a while. You know, you might not even recognize me little guy. So I should have called you after the Donnager, I know. Well, I guess I’m doing it now right? Better late than never. Sorry. I know you hate when I say that. Look. I just want to make sure ya’ll are safe, with everything that’s been going on right now. I don’t think Earth would ever bomb mars, but people have been acting real crazy lately. So you pay extra special attention to those drills at school, all right cowboy. You listen to what the government and you mama tells you. It’ll keep you safe. I’ve been an awful husband…and a worse father. I know. I’m just trying…I’m just trying to do some good out here. And we have. I have. I think uh…I think this is what I’ve always really wanted to do….more than I wanted to be there with you. I just could never really tell you that…’cause I don’t think I knew myself. But that doesn’t mean that for one second I did not love you, both of you, very, very much.
How are you feeling back there?
Like you were standing on my chest - I'm fine...
Tunnel vision?
Yes - I feel like I'm in a goddamn tunnel, look around you...
Sharp headache?
Why?
I'm trying to gauge if you're having a stroke
What could you do if I were?
Keep clenching your thighs
If you're hitting on me, I'm flattered, but I have neither the inclination nor... what does clenching do?
It keeps your blood moving around rather than pooling up in the back of your legs. Do you like to whistle?
Don't try to distract me like I were a child...
It forces you to breathe! Do anything, just don't pass out!
What happened?
I'm not sure...
What the hell?
That's not how those things usually work...
It sheared the engines clean off, the rest of the ship's intact. Holy shit, it worked! Right, setting a course for the Razorback
We did it!
Yeah, we sure did. We have two torpedoes left, PDC rounds are under 10% - we're in a war with no bullets...
We're not the ones at war!
We are now - you think the UN's going to give us a free pass for sparing lives? We crippled one of their ships - we just declared war on earth!
Whatever happened to the man who risked certain death to stop Eros?
He stopped fighting battles he knew he couldn't win!
This isn't just about the war, we need to contain the protomolecule, make sure it doesn't fall into the wrong hands! [Holden begins to laugh] You think that's funny?
Not at all, it's just that I've heard before.
From whom?
Everyone, including me.
I met your mother, Elise. When everyone else said you were a terrorist I went to find out for myself. Lovely woman. She thought I was full of shit, too, at first. She's well, happy for you, happy you're free. She told me when you were a boy, you wanted to be a knight.
That's because I was a boy.
It's no accident that you're in the midst of all this chaos.
I'm nobody's saviour!
This is ridiculous! I just want to talk to everyone!
If you want to walk around this ship, you have to wear the boots - house rules.
What? [turning to Bobbie] Do they think I'm just going to float away?
Don't look at me, this is not my ship...
[Grabbing Avasaralas hands] OK, lean your foot back to engage it.
Lean back, with my weight on my heel?
Yes. [Avasarala engaging the boots] There you go. Now you just walk around like you're in pumps.
How do you know what it's like to walk in pumps?
[Dry] I didn't always work in space...
Avasarala(to Naomi, who's never seen a river): I'd say cry me a river, if I though you could appreciate what one was.
[coming up to the bridge to see a standoff] Hey fellas, [Pausing] so what's all the ruckus?
[coming up to the bridge after the situation is defused, carrying the knocked out martian marine] Shit - did I miss it?
I feel like I'm awaiting sentencing
There's someone I need you to meet
[sighing] Why me?
Your friend with the gun hurt my feelings
You seem to be the most reasonable
[taken aback] You're Chrisjen Avasarala
Yes
The U.N. Deputy Undersecretary
This is going to be very tedious if you remain this dim
I don't understand, what the hell kind of ship is this?!?
Right, the tedious version then...
The only way this can be stopped is out here, away from the politicians
Yes, I'm aware of the irony...
OK, so you want me to go back and tell my CO to hail a UNN Admiral in the middle of a war...
Yes, exactly! [pauses] Or, Holden here can space the three of you for being such intolerable idiots - honestly, I can go either way...
I'd rather do the first one. So far all you've done is wound Alex's pride, which is nothing we can't forgive if you're going to help us...
[pondering] So what is this thing that you want me to show them?
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