Board-up crews.
Why do they always look like gangsters?
Because they are.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Lieutenant, I gotta talk to you about Cruz.
What about him?
He's been acting a little off.
You notice that as well? I figured it was a private matter.
Yeah, and I keep asking him to tell me what it is, but he won't open up.
Then stop asking him about it, Mouch.
Shay, this is that baby book I was telling you about. Lots of good stuff. Swaddling, soothing...
SShay
Thanks, Herrmann. Hey do you know if it says anything about sleep schedules?
[sheepishly] I didn't read it.
You're our guy for construction on the new bar right?
I believe the offer was "free consultation".
There's a Japanese proverb, don't let your daughter-in-law each your autumn eggplants.
What the hell does that mean?
Don't let yourself be taken advantage of.
Did you happen to notice if Cruz's gear had a cape sewn to it?
No, Chief. It definitely does not.
Then please dissuade your man of the notion that he is invincible.
[Dawson, Herrmann and Otis discover a safe hidden inside a dry wall of their bar.]
What do you think is inside?
Nothing good. My luck don't run that way.
[excitedly] Let's open it and find out. Worst case scenario it's empty.
What if it contains a decomposed head of some gangster that went missing in the 20's? Next thing you know, this bar gets wrapped in crime scene tape and we can't get back in here!
If there's a mobster's head in there, my "Mustache Pete's" is gonna be famous.
We're not calling it Mustache Pete's.
Yes we are.
So, what exactly is our role in bomb squad assist?
Nothing. Not unless the bomb tech snips a wrong wire.
Shoulda never opened the safe.
Shut it, Mouch.
Dawson, don't. It is a gateway to hell, I'm telling you. Besides, it's not even rightfully ours.
Possession is nine-tenths of the law.
Shut it, Mouch.
[outside Herrmann's toilet stall] Herrmannnnn. [knocks] Herrmannnnn.
Are you kidding me?! Right now?
SShay
[after Severide refuses to give her a glass of wine] You suck!
You gotta get your oven ready for that bun, baby.
When I look around this room, I think of the importance of this institution has had on each and every firefighter here. The discipline, the tradition. It's what ties us all together, the young and the well-seasoned alike.
In light of recent events recent allegations, rather personnel division has flagged this house for sexual harassment sensitivity training.
CCruz
Uh, Chief? I think actually it's sexual harassment and sensitivity training. 'Cause the way that you just said it, it makes it sound like we have to be sensitive toward sexual har–– [notices Boden's glare and stops rambling]
It reminds me of this joke my dad once told me. Why is Chicago style pizza so thick?
SShay
Why?
Don't worry about it.
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