Forget that, we have a Santa Claus crisis!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
A few have gone missing. You wouldn't happen to be doing another mass-execution, would you??
Oh please! It's not like we do that every year! Now then. I suppose I could lend you a hand, for the right compensation...
I'll pass. Suffice it to say, we could do one without one of your labour strikes.
Have it your way! But might I suggest having Hungary to be Santa and visit me later tonight?
I wanted her to visit me! Never mind that, I'll just do it.
No human alive wants to see Santa Claus drunk off his ass and in the nude!
Bollocks! I won't go to the pub first!
Non! You're always stealing and pillaging too! If you're not naked and drunk, then you're being dickish and eerie and pervy and creepy and nasty and cruel and weird as hell!!
Mean old dummy!
Don't make me laugh! Hurry and hit me with your best shot!
Ohonhonhonhonhon. That cannot be the best you come up with. English is not a very compelling language.
You just don't know when to give up, dumb stupid bugger headed dummy!
It's nice to see you still suck at slinging insults!
What?! Why you bloody moron cheeky stupid-face!!
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