America's feeling ballsy for dinner, so they've gone to a classically over priced Japanese-style restaurant that serves blowfish.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Dude... I'm about to eat it! This is so hardcore! Yep, any second now!
What are you waiting for, Mr. America? Don't let it get cold.
Doin' it! 'Kay! YOLO bro!
There you go! So, how does it taste?
mmm-WOAHHH!!!! That was wicked rad, I looked death in the gills and won!
You really like blowfish that much?
To Americans, blowfish is a food used to test their big ballsy-ness.
Um, dude? My water bill's been skyrocketing since you showed up.
That is unfourtunate. My sincerest apologies.
What's with all the tub soaking, bro? Arent you afraid of gettin' pruny?
Not at all. There is nothing more refreshing than a good soak. Are you not ever compelled to just lie in the bathtub and drift away?
Nope! 10 seconds in the shower is all I need!
When trying to loose weight, I heard soaking in hot water is also great.
Diet time!! Gotta go fill up the tub!
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