Stupid squirrels always mess up my room.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Ay! I thought I would go ahead and cleaned your room up.
Make-a sure it's spick-and-span this time, eh?!
Romano, I aired your covers out for you.
Shut your face, and buonanotte jerk.
Buenos Noches.
Ahh... What a refreshing sleepy time that was. Wow, it's been a while since I wasn't woken up with un headbutt de Romano. Hmm? !Romano! !Que malo!
Eh..! It wasn't me!
You wet the bed again last night!
No, I did not! A squirrel snuck into my bed and pee-peed all over it, you jerk-face!
Señor, please tell me there is a pill that will cure bed wetting on the first try!
Lo siento.
Don't listen to that bastard, what we need is a pill that will keep squirrels from sneaking into my bed and pee-peeing all over!
Uhhhhhh...
Amuleto para la buena suerte!
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