“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Sure, why not. Tomorrow, when you see France, you should deliver my wrath upon him using your skillet.

What?? You want me to smack France around using my skillet? Is that even kosher?

France

Since you’ve come all this way, would you like me to read a little story from this book that I doubt you’ve heard before?

Oh yeah! It’s got a ton of words in it! And I don’t know what they are! Francey-pants! What does “sexual act” mean?

France

Oh hon! You don’t even know that? Oh my, how adorable! It’s something you do… with someone you love. Ahhhh?

I saw this-a crazy hot lady the other day. So I started-a chatting her up and impressed her by getting-a totally wasted! It works every time! Man, those drinks were craaazy good! I had the sex, which is the important-a thing. Anyway, after that I won an overwhelming victory in a battle!

Hey.

Why don’t you talk about something other than women, liquor, and battles for once in your pathetic life.

…ohhh…

That then leaves only seafood, and unless I’m doing a sexy mermaid, why would you want to hear that??

Listen to me, Romano. As of today, I am the boss of you, which means you have to do whatever I say, ok?

Ahhhh… if I wanted to follow someone’s directions I would listen to a sexy lady, not you! No thanks, la Spain!

I do not think you are understanding me.

Romano! Hi! Go clean my house immediately.

Why don’t you hire a maid, eh?