“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Switzerland

You should know better than to force a Brit into nudity.

I’m almost certain this would be a good idea nowadays. Think about it; naked men fighting, wrestling, hocking—ok, maybe not hocking, but for all its power, the male form is rendered kinda silly when naked. Especially naked throwing a javelin…

France

I am just trying to recreate the spirit of ancient Greece…!

Put a sock in it, Froggy.

Stupid winter. I’m gonna boycott you until you go away.I love Hawaii

Russia and Germany are getting acquainted and devious before Germany takes over the world! So Russia’s coming for a visit! La laaaa~

Ah! You over there in the beer garden! Put down that… shtein (I think it just becomes nonsense from here on out)

I don’t know what he’s saying, but it sure sounds crazy, and that must mean Russia is important!

You idiot; do you hear what I’m telling youuuuu!?

Germany

Ja, ja…

Lithuania

Ehehe I guess you could be right…! Your uniforms either make you look like a security guard or like a figure skater! Everything you have is either stiff or simply too fabulous.

Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol…

Lithuania

Of course I could be wrong and maybe stiff figure skaters are all the rage this year!!

…kolkolkolkolkolkolkol…

Japan

Everyone is here; let us start!