Germany, Germany, I'm in North Africa right now and I can't tie my shoe laces. And what's even worse, Britain is here!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Ugh. *High blood pressure*
Come see, I've captured Germany by using Italy as a decoy
Damn, I should have know it was a trap.
Rock out, Britain!
Oui! Now you will tell us everything you know, or else.
Before I tell you, there is something I want to say. It goes a little something like this, LUTSCHEN MEIN BALLS!
Ahh! Why are you pointing a gun at me? I already told you I would tell you everything I know which is pretty much everything I know! Please don't kill me, please!
Do your worse, compared to my everyday life your kind of torture would be like bites from a mosquito.
Germany's kind of a sadist, actually he's a dead super kind of sadist with a lot of hardcore books and DVD's you can't guess what I have seen living with him! There was this one video I saw that had dogs in it! He really likes tying people up too and I'm sure you know what means! Up until recently his government endorsed beastiality with all it's soldiers!!!
Breathing heavily ... I hate you and your ass face.
FVFemale voice over
Although Italy is small, he's kind of a pig. So the meals he's getting just aren't enough.
HRHoly Rome Empire
(walking by with plate of food) Huh?
(pouts cutely) Hmmm, I can't eat this.
HRHoly Rome Empire
Hmm
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