Ok, Mr. Super Studly. What’d you do to twist-a my brother’s head around so bad?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Uh… what do you want…?
Che palle! Don’t play dumb with me; that’s-a my brother’s job, and I know you’ve got some plan for him that’s sinister, and sure, your highways don’t have speed limits, but that doesn’t give you the right to criticize-a when men microbrew the best, big kraut breath!
Stop right there. You can’t blame me for what-
This weatherman is predicting a 99% chance of shit storm and it’s coming right at ya!
I have created a secret weapon for such singular purpose and stealthiness that you will be helpless to its powers! Moustache! Ahhhahaha! Hoohoo! You look-a so very stupid, with your big bushy mustache like some hipster at an art school party! Ahahahahaha!!!
Uh… you do know it looks like you have the mustache from where I stand…
Ahh! Turn your head! No! Don’t look! I’m so ugly!!!!
Germany, Germany, a stranger said he would take me to a tasty dinner so I went to go get the pasta, but it turned out he only had hamburgers the whole time!
Yo Britain, I totally just caught Italy.
Please, but, but, oh.
Nicely Done. Let's hit him violently and get what we can out of him.
No need, I'll tell you everything I know.
This dude is lame. Maybe we should make him work
[Crash] My bad, oopsy.
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