Rigby! [Rigby wakes up with a startled gasp] We're rocketing through space at warp speed, and you're asleep at the controls?!
It's on autopilot. That means I don't have to push any buttons. And believe me, I tried to push a lot of different buttons.
Eileen, how close are we to the rendezvous point?
We should be coming out of warp right about... [presses a button causing the dome to exit warp drive] now.
Maybe Buttons McGee over here sent us to the wrong coordinates.
Wow, Skips, that's a really insightful name for Rigby.
Thanks. I've been reading some books.
Wait. What's that? [twists a knob to zoom in]
FCFemale Computer Voice
Alpha Dome found. Piloted by Mary Stone, John…
It's the first dome sent into space.
Then why were you asking?
I wasn't asking. I was just surprised.
It sounded like you were asking.
[the spaghettified Muscle Man, Rigby, Mordecai and meatball Pops are wrung around a fork held by a suited man]
Good evening. I'm astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson.
PMPops/Muscle Man/Rigby/Mordecai
Why can't you save us?! / Help us, bro! / What are you, just save us! / Save us!
NDNeil deGrasse Tyson
Oh, you can't be saved now. You see, when you enter the black hole's event horizon, your destiny was sealed... by science, and then finished up by me, Neil deGrasse Tyson.
PMPops/Muscle Man/Rigby/Mordecai
Nooo!!
NDNeil deGrasse Tyson
Sorry, guys, it's nothing personal. This is just how the universe works. Spaghettification is real. [eats the spaghetti, burps] And delicious! Happy Halloween!
[Mordecai and Rigby are hiding in a nearby bush watching over Earl]
Yeah! I think Earl's a big fat fraud!
[suddenly, Earl appears behind them]
Oh, you got something to say?
Yeah, when are you gonna teach him something useful?
Whatever, dude. While you're folding socks, Anti-Pops is probably off somewhere learning how to shoot fire out of his fingers!
You're really hung up on that fire out of the fingers thing.
Remind me again, how many intergalactic champions have you trained, huh? Is it zero? It's zero. Right? [he pokes Rigby with his stick twice] Right?
[laughs] I bet you couldn't even knock this lemonade out of my hand. Huh? Huh? Huh? [he pokes Rigby three times with his stick, Rigby focuses on the glass of lemonade in Earl's hand, then runs towards him screaming, Earl jumps into the air, performs a backflip, and lands on Rigby's head, balancing perfectly still and laughs] I could stand here all day. You make a nice foot stool.
[Rigby punches Earl's foot, but in return he is hit on the back with Earl's stick, he falls to the floor as Earl jumps off him then spins his stick in the air while laughing, before holding it against Rigby's head]
[Earl laughs as he takes a sip of lemonade]
Our bees about to be stung, and by that, I mean our butts.
Anti-Pops forever grows in power. We must hasten our training.
How are we gonna do that? Even with everyone helping, it's still going slow.
Have you heard of the ancient technique of... training montaaage?!
Masters of it could condense time and space to train faster. They could skip right over the parts where they took a break to pee or fart.
Wait, that sounds familiar.
Oh, yeah! It's a film technique in which a collection of shots cut with wipes and dissolves in quick succession as used to condense space and time. I went to art school.
Yes, exactly! By doing this, they will able to do weeks of training in mere days to reach the next level.
Is Pops gonna level up like in a video game?!
[Mordecai and Rigby are both sleeping in their room, when they are both suddenly woken up by the song playing once again]
[in the kitchen, Mordecai and Rigby are eating breakfast, groaning at the repetitive nature of the training and the song. Pops suddenly teleports in as part of the montage to write his signature, knocking both Mordecai and Rigby to the floor. Later, Mordecai and Rigby are both walking through the park, when Pops suddenly teleports in front of them as part of the montage, and punches them repeatedly with his eyes closed]
Wait, stop! Pops! Wait! No! No!
[Mordecai and Rigby are playing video games in the living room, when Pops runs in with Earl on his back, he runs through the wires between the console and the controllers, causing the console to fall to the floor, and the controllers to be taken away with him]
[as a result, Mordecai and Rigby lose at the game they're playing]
Ugh, how long is this gonna take?
[Mordecai and Rigby walk into their room]
Dude, I can't handle this song anymore.
He played it like 120 times. What are we gonna do?
I got an idea, let's change the tunage.
Aah! Not again! Why do you ALWAYS disobey me?!
Whatever, you're not my dad.
(Turning red) You know what, Rigby? You're... bad! You're a bad boy. And you HAVE been all year!
[Flashbacks to all the bad deeds Rigby has done.] Rigby... you... are a... bad... boy!
Hey, man, no one's perfect.
Well, enough is enough! No Santa for you this Christmas. This year, you'll get a visit from Krampus.
He's the Anti-Santa. Instead of giving presents, Krampus comes to punish all the bad children by stuffing them into his basket.
It's a European thing. I'm sending to him Email at you right now.
You wouldn't do that! [messages him and gasps] You're ruining my life! [runs off]
You know, Krampus isn't real, right?
Oh, I know, just trying to scare him.
RTReel-to-Reel
Seer, we have brought the chosen one.
SThe Seer
Ah, yes, Pops. [turns her chair around, facing him] I've been expecting you.
[surprised] You know who I am?
SThe Seer
Of course I do. I know each and every one of you.
SThe Seer
Oh, Muscle Man. Always so brash. You know who else is always so brash?
SThe Seer
Come on, you know.
I don't know what you're talking about, lady.
[stunned and surprised] Whoa, bro.
SThe Seer
That's right. I've been watching you guys since the very beginning. I know everything about you.
SThe Seer
Sure. You all work at the Park, you and Rigby are the slacker duo, Benson's the grouchy manager, Skips is immortal. Funny stuff!
Psht! Anyone could have known that!
SThe Seer
Oh, yeah? [clicks a button on her remote; the show's main opening sound plays and hears Mordecai and Rigby onscreen shouting "OOHHH!"; Clips from all the show's episodes are then seen] You started off really strong. But when Mordecai started dating Margaret, things leveled off a little. I was always more of a CJ fan myself. Every Halloween was a spiking interest, but lately that's been a little weak as well. Rigby going to high school helped! As did Muscle Man getting married. Everybody sure loves weddings. And the whole going to space thing? Whoo! I was not expecting that. I'm curious to see where things go now. But then again - [turns off the screens] Everything must end eventually.
SThe Seer
Your universe, of course! Many universes have come and gone, it's the natural order of things. Yours lasted longer than most, but now the universe, your lives, the Park…everything. It's going to end.
[Everyone gasps in shock at this]
SThe Seer
Ah, but this is what this has all been leading up to, Pops. [presses her remote again, and a silhouetted image of Anti-Pops surrounded by flames is seen] The final battle with your evil twin.
[The episode begins at the cruising Park Dome. We are shown a computer that display the dome heading to Lolliland, Mordecai and Rigby enter the house]
[Pops didn't say anything to Mordecai and Rigby. He begins to cry]
[Pops disappears and reappears outside]
[Pops walks away crying]
[Skips is working on the dome's engine when suddenly a parasite appears out of nowhere, causing Skips to scream]
Gotcha, you stupid parasite! [Pops appears behind Skips, who notices] Hey, Pops. Gotta catch those things before they destroy the ship and kill us all.
[Once again, Pops doesn't respond to Skips and begins to cry. Then, he disappears and while being invisible, he walks away, which you can tell by his footsteps]
[confused] Um.......okay...
[Pops is still walking away crying when Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost drive up to him]
Hey, Pops. Wanna go on a supply run with us?
[excitedly] On the way, we're gonna see how close we can fly to a sun!
[Again, Pops doesn't answer and starts crying and then flies away]
Uh....okay. Your loss, bro!
[to Muscle Man and High Five Ghost] Any last words, Mitch?
You know who else goes very big to show their dominance, but it's actually very small deep down? My... mom.
[Muscle Man and High Five Ghost both high five for the last time as Anti Pops erases them. Everyone gasps. Pops growls angry]
[Pops disappears and reappears with white eyes, white hair and his arms are strong. Anti-Pops stares at Pops]
Give up, Pops. All your friends are going to die, and there's nothing you can do about it.
PPops
We can still resolve this, Brother.
[growls in rage] Stop calling me that!
[He fires his beam on Lolliland, and Pops fires his beam on the planet, then Anti-Pops erases Chance Sureshot, Toothpick Sally, Recap Robot, the Guardians of Eternal Youth, Gary, Death, Carter and Briggs and Party Horse 42699]
PHParty Horse 42699
[as he gets erased] Aah, not cool!
[The baby ducks get erased as well, and Andy and his friends arrive]
AAndy
Hey, guys, sorry I'm late. I just come from this hot party... [he and his friends get erased]
[Skips, Eileen and Benson get erased as Mordecai and Rigby watched their friends and the mech get erased by Anti-Pops]
MRMordecai/Rigby
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
[Pops tries to get everyone back with his beam, But he's too weak]
[laughs evilly] This ends now!
[Anti-Pops kicks Pops into a black hole, As Pops getting sucked in, A purple flash lights from his hand]
[Pops got out of the black hole, Anti-Pops roars, Pops is going to do a big fist bump with him]
[Mordecai sees Pops and Anti-Pops' hands are closed, He remembers If Pops and Anti-Pops keeps fighting, They will both do a big fist bump, And then the universe will end]
Oh no, dude, The end is coming! We have to Stop it! Hang on!
[The spaceship flies to Anti-Pops and Pops who are closer to do a big fist bump, Mordecai shoots green lasers at Anti-Pops' hand, but it's not working]
Not yet, we got to fly between them!
[Pops and Anti-Pops are getting closer]
[Rigby presses the "Eject" button, but it won't eject Mordecai and Rigby]
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
[Pops and Anti-Pops suddenly do a big fist bump ending the universe and resetting the time]
