Hello Auntie Wanda and Uncle Idiot, I mean... Cosmo
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Boy you are one annoying cleaning lady!
PPoof
MORE! GOOD! MORE!
PPoof
MORE BROWNIES!
MNMother Nature
There's nothing here. IT'S NOT NICE TO FOOL MOTHER NATURE!
You know, I'm not so sure we should go into space just 'cause a circus monkey picked our name from a hat.
That's exactly why we should go. Monkeys are never wrong about space travel.
[later, the rocket is headed right for the sun]
We're headed for the sun! We got a defective monkey!
DDoug
I ain't here, [in Dark Laser's voice] 'cause I'm not Doug Dimmadome. I am Dark Laser. And you, Timmy Turner, have fallen for the old circus-monkey-picked-your-name-from-a-hat-to-win-a-trip-to-space-contest trick.
DEATH!
Hello class. I'm Mrs Powers. Welcome to Spellementry School.
Does anybody want to make a nomination? [For class president]
EKElf Kid
I nominate Foop
[Foop celebrates]
EKElf Kid
Spelled backwards !
[To himself] You always falls for that...
And the winner is Foop...
YES!
... Spelled Backwards!
Everytime! Wait, anonymous?!?! But that's impossible! I voted for myself, repeatedly!
[other personality] Actually Poof won me over my his speech so I changed our vote! Oh you imbecile!
DDinkleberg
You see Turner, I am part of a secret organization called MEAN! The ministery of evil and abusive neighbors!
Alright who threw that?!
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