Jack (to Grace): So you cheated, huh? It's easier than you thought.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Ben (to Adrian): Amy loved me and I threw it all away for one night with you.
Ben (to Adrian): You are so selfish. I never even wanted to marry you, I never even wanted to have sex with you in the first place. Every little ounce of pain and sadness has been because of you!
Look, Grace, stop saying you're gonna marry every guy you have sex with to justify it.
Leo (to Ben): Get up, get out, go home, apologize to Adrian and go to school...NOW!
Ricky (to Ben): It's too soon to leave Adrian. You know how you know it's too soon? You had to get drunk to do it.
Adrian (to Ben:) I'm not letting you go. We're married and I lovee you.
Ricky (to Amy): I wanna leave trouble alone and more than that, I want you to leave trouble alone.
She's a skank! A straight-up skank!
I'm a terrible dancer.
But you're a wonderful man.
You just start over. You take just take it one day at a time.
I had an epiphany.
GGrace
Are you sure it's not an orgasm?
Adrian's Doctor (to Adrian): You're trying to have a baby to save a marriage you never wanted in the first place.
LLeo
I don't know what to say except...
I'm glad you have a prenup?
KCKitty/Colossus
(are running a course in the Danger Room)
[To Piotr, who's trapped by two metal walls]. Admit it, Peter. You're being schooled by a girl. (a mechanical arm sneaks up and wraps around her arms) Whoa!
PPiotr
[After Kitty gets captured by a mechanical arm]. Well, well. Look's like school is out. (laughs as Kitty struggles)
KKurt
(teleports through a bunch of shots then looks up to Kitty's cries for help)
[Trapped by a mechanical arm]. Somebody get me down!
KKurt
[Teleporting near her] Why don't you just phase through it?
And fall on my face? No thanks. Now come on and help me out.
KKurt
You're an X-man. Do it yourself. [Teleports away]
Kurt! (sighs) Argh. [Struggles then looks at her best friend expectantly] Peter!
PPiotr
(grins till he feel himself get lifted by a large magnet) Uh oh, this is not so good. (as the Magnet is placed next to a stuck Kitty) Hello, Kitty!
[Groans] Great! (meaning she wanted him to held her down) You're a lot of help.
KKurt
[Sitting near a cylider] Five more seconds and I win! [He gets stuck to the ceiling by glue then loads of automatic weapons cock ready to fire]
Uh... what just happened?
PPiotr
[Glares at Logan] He happened.
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